Once upon a time a master's student came into the lab with a big bag full of multicolored fine point Sharpies he'd bought at the flea market that weekend and when he took them out it turned out they were Skerples pic.twitter.com/pUUiAmzFCK
— Her Excellency (@TalkingHat) November 12, 2021
Local GOP leader and Trump “fake elector” said in sworn deposition she worked a full day as school teacher on 1/7/21 and had no involvement in the copying of Coffee County elections systems. Here she is on video at 11:42am, greeting the copiers. https://t.co/4XfXGMuQB0 pic.twitter.com/P7UYMDsl0y
— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) September 6, 2022
.@sarahellison got hold of email from Mathias Döpfner supporting Trump. Asked about it, Döpfner initially forcefully denied it. “That’s intrinsically false."
— Sara Fischer (@sarafischer) September 6, 2022
Then he was shown a printout of the text, and said it’s possible he sent the email ironically. https://t.co/2H1SIVkerD
Every few months there's a new billionaire who is plainly very right wing himself, thinks the new york times and washington post have drifted too far to the left, and who bought a media company to make it more centrist pic.twitter.com/xBL2JLJZz1
— lauren (vacation mode) (@NotABigJerk) September 6, 2022
One trait you really want to see in someone running a global empire of self-proclaimed neutral mainstream journalism is for them personally to be a categorical, aggressive liar to the press https://t.co/mSxFClCScg pic.twitter.com/b0ihqXIpiR
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) September 6, 2022
(The byline is a joke, but the headline is from The Atlantic.)They’re not even trying anymore. pic.twitter.com/XRiNyDjD0m
— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) September 6, 2022
He was translating Coach Prime's speech and the whole team was getting hype 🤣🙌
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 5, 2022
(via @DeionSandersJr, @DeionSanders) pic.twitter.com/xHRYXmBJaK
Fan catches Tiafoe signed ball, hands it to a kid who comes back to thank him #USOpen pic.twitter.com/f4G8ct9z4e
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) September 5, 2022
As this has been stolen many times without permission from our Instagram account, we thought we might as well post on here ourselves… German bunker air vent with nasty surprise. *Not a real grenade 😂 pic.twitter.com/112fHRKSs1
— NormandyBunkers (@BunkersNormandy) August 29, 2022
Misprinted UC Irvine Sweatshirt Pulled From Costco Becomes Sought-After Item Among Students
— Marsha Collier (@MarshaCollier) September 4, 2022
📣 Costco misprinted UC Irvine sweatshirts and removed them from stores in less than a day, students and alumni are seeking to purchase the defective merchandisehttps://t.co/WNGSpiRfvX pic.twitter.com/eb2TboAbrO
oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) September 5, 2022
For sale, baby shoes, never worn, 4k, hyper realistic, dramatic lighting, unreal engine, octane render
— Mike Lacher (@mikelacher) September 5, 2022
Greatest turn around in the history of cinema pic.twitter.com/4Sv4EbVZn6
— Vanessinator 🤖 T-80085 (@ilovejohnkimble) September 4, 2022
(I just watched Jason X on Tubi because of this photo at Instagram, and was struck by how much vitality the dumb movie had compared to 90% of made for streaming content.)I swear I wasn't subtweeting, we just met for a movie date on the astral plane https://t.co/Imscj4ABhd
— Human Resources at Paulo Freire Charter School (@postcyborg) September 3, 2022
romping with my schoolchums
— JG (@JoelGord) September 4, 2022
I like dating older women but I knew I’d flown too close to the sun when she called my Xbox a Nintendo.
— Cameron Leedy (@CameronLeedy) August 26, 2022
As a designer, you've probably learned/heard that "people don't read". This is true. But I think a better saying is "you have to make people read".
— Cabel (@cabel) August 28, 2022
This building has two elevator banks — one for hotel guests, and one for residents that oddly doesn’t work for guests.
And so: pic.twitter.com/EMcgvg5qUq
here's my favorite of the day. pic.twitter.com/77CgSbAOVP
— mut (@mutmedia) August 27, 2022
bro this trailer for the new movie “KAREN” starring Jack Black, Amy Adams, and Jaime Foxx looks funny as fuck 😂😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ZI8OlMHpMO
— 𝚁𝚘𝚢 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝙹𝚛 (@chiweethegod) August 27, 2022
i once watched in horror on the pet camera as this same dog jumped onto the counter and grabbed a giant serrated bread knife pic.twitter.com/TBaDaRtzmo
— elan kiderman ullendorff (@at_elan) September 4, 2022
*More funny posts.