Here’s a nice festive dinner I made pic.twitter.com/GPgUcrAVDh
— Jack Spicer Adams (@JackSpicerAdams) December 9, 2022
I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) December 28, 2022
Like, this was….. THIS YEAR pic.twitter.com/PEwScYYTdK
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) December 29, 2022
To order certain blood tests in the VA's new electronic health record system, users are asked to choose the veteran's species from a list that includes monkey, dolphin, goat, donkey, sea lion and—thankfully—human.
— Orion Donovan Smith (@orionds) December 27, 2022
What's going on here? A thread... 1/https://t.co/np3Gfc4Zhf pic.twitter.com/lrM9xhIkra
Placekicker Catch ...? pic.twitter.com/f1j5JTZ169
— Christian Petersen-Clausen (@chris__pc) December 12, 2022
for a certain amount of time my primary engagement with wallace shawn was in The Princess Bride where he worked closely with Andre the Giant so i figured that was the Andre he had dinner with
— neopussyboi (@forcedmasc) December 11, 2022
Europeans when they realize this is how America transports nuclear weapons between our 6,000 military bases 🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/r4ojPjk6A0
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) December 28, 2022
“As Frodo did so, he now saw fine lines, finer than the finest pen-strokes, running along the ring, outside and inside: lines of fire that seemed to form the letters of a flowing script. They shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.” pic.twitter.com/KYDKaGSs9Q
— Dana Sibera (@NanoRaptor) December 4, 2022
this expression is as perfect as Mona Lisa’s smile pic.twitter.com/RWgRhdMhG5
— Al Sikkan (@AlsikkanTV) December 12, 2022
Wrapping up intro biology lab research presentations in style. Hand knitted and designed- every major phyla covered in the class ... and a few prokaryotes and viruses because the microbiologist in my department insisted 😊 I'm sure @markowenmartin would approve of the decision pic.twitter.com/kRQWP0YQh3
— Dr. Tierney Brosius (@TBrosuis) December 6, 2022
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