Today's funny posts

There is almost nothing you could tell me about how the House of Commons operated in the past that I would refuse to believe. https://t.co/U70JHK5pJF

— Matt Glassman (@MattGlassman312) January 17, 2023

Sometimes it gets truly silly

Mater Dei completes sports safety assessment but will not release details https://t.co/0cYdD7Jv4V

— eric sondheimer (@latsondheimer) January 19, 2023

("the school gave no indication results will be shared publicly despite a commitment by former school president ... to release the findings. In a statement provided to The Times on Wednesday, new Mater Dei president ... said, “I can’t speak for [my predecessor], but my commitment was to receive input about the assessment, review it with the diocese and have it serve as a tool")

An annoying feature of growing up in the 90s is waiting for Jenny McCarthy to face justice and instead finding a world where there's no justice and like a billion Jenny McCarthys

— lil pom poko jerk (@rajandelman) January 18, 2023

2019: Those futurists cyberpunk comics are so ridiculous.

2023: Using an N99 mask to buy used GPUs from an illegal cryptocurrency mining operation for my private artificial intelligence.

— Alfredo Ortega (@ortegaalfredo) January 18, 2023

I feel like I've been unfrozen and everything people say sounds like gibberish. The first version coming this year is not standalone AR glasses? What is the difference between standalone AR glasses and a mixed-reality headset? What are the three seashells? https://t.co/vt1rvvMA8e

— Wes Felter (@wmf) January 18, 2023

In folklore there's a million variations of "monster in form of beautiful woman with one thing terribly wrong her"-stories and these men are proving they would not survive a single one of them. https://t.co/xgEUpuFsZZ

— Sara Rydholm ❃Tales of Terrible Things❃ (@SaraRydholm) January 18, 2023

They’re too scared to have a Waluigi meet n greet on opening day because they know he’d eclipse mario https://t.co/qa8rdFjgkr

— Michal (@Miexriir) December 14, 2022

Son just claimed that "town planning" was once an olympic sport & we told him to stop lying but turns out he's right https://t.co/u1QMrbNdQO

— John Horton 🇺🇦 (@johnjhorton) January 16, 2023

I’m out sick for two weeks and I miss my studio so bad I spend my time stuck at home drawing it. I’ve been feeling inspired by Richard Scarry and his busy world illustrations and was disappointed a ceramics studio one didn’t already exists. So I had to be the change 🏺 pic.twitter.com/UBAvXVoEYQ

— Sarah Duyer (@SarahDuyer) January 6, 2023

I’m still out sick and won’t be able to make it back into the studio for at least a few more days and have definitely felt the financial impact of not getting paid sick leave. Help a sick bitch out and buy an original watercolor painting! https://t.co/RUx8Jpaky2 pic.twitter.com/wL0xQiX1x9

— Sarah Duyer (@SarahDuyer) January 6, 2023

Spotted on a professor’s door, oh my God: pic.twitter.com/RuaIICLPz2

— Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) January 12, 2023

Them: Los Angeles has no culture

Me: Okay, for starters, you’ve clearly never seen the mural of John Ritter beckoning you into the Red Room from Twin Peaks pic.twitter.com/8N8kt7ydAL

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) December 3, 2022

Yes, this is really is a piece of pro audio gear with a built-in cigarette storage compartment and 12V lighter https://t.co/Z2NYLA7KCT pic.twitter.com/j1Oyku6Ajf

— Computer Music magazine (@computermusicuk) December 19, 2022

them: how are you

you: [desperately aware that herds are necessary for survival] normal

— retsoor (@retsoor) December 31, 2018

The Escalator

A four page comic pic.twitter.com/sUJOAvGELZ

— Abi Wye (@WyeAbiWye) November 24, 2022

Father W pic.twitter.com/BbVblCY7Di

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) December 31, 2022

大晦日だ🐈正月だ🐈
一緒にDanceしようにぁッ🐈🐾 pic.twitter.com/8SnnNFqZqT

— ゲームセンターベティ (@gamebetty_nanao) December 31, 2022

@tauruskchick #dogtiktok #dogsofttiktok #weeklyfluff #funny #roomba #whatisthat ♬ Oh my god what is that - Funny memes

@hairbyjillian Weeeeee! Weee! Weeeeh! #dachshundsoftiktok #dachshund #longhaireddachshund @alecnorman1 ♬ original sound - user5280245659267

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