It'll never stop being funny to me that the Malay nickname for a proboscis monkey is orang belanda, meaning Dutch guy. They must have had different names, and then one day the Dutch arrived and everyone was like lol yeah that's them for sure. pic.twitter.com/w9h5odyW0A
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) April 6, 2023
I need an interview with the guy who was commissioned to paint the photorealistic incriminating evidence of clarence thomas smoking cigars with a billionaire at the secret bribery resort https://t.co/3vZjojB1CZ
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) April 6, 2023
The L.A. Times reported about Justice Thomas' gifts 20 years ago. After that he stopped disclosing them. https://t.co/lPkqGGJxLc from @DavidGSavage
— Allison Wisk (@allisonwisk) April 6, 2023
One detail from the story: on a New Zealand cruise on Harlan Crow's superyacht, Thomas gave a yacht worker a copy of his own memoir as a tip -- signed: "Thank you so much for all your hard work on our New Zealand adventure." pic.twitter.com/UOVCrZr5ZW
— Justin Elliott (@JustinElliott) April 6, 2023
gotta be tough when the scuba instructor gives you uphttps://t.co/U5FJVlrGu6 pic.twitter.com/0a0N6y1P9e
— Ryan Mac ๐ (@RMac18) April 6, 2023
Worth noting that Tennessee’s congressional gerrymander is so bad that Nashville doesn’t have a representative.
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) April 6, 2023
Davidson, the states most populous county, went for Biden with 64.5% of the vote. And yet 3 Republicans intersect the metro area pic.twitter.com/Qg8257xNDX
LifeWallet has become the company synonymous with NIL thanks to Miami and John Ruiz.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 2, 2023
The company projected $992 million in revenue in 2022. Revenue in the first nine months of 2022? $3.9 million. https://t.co/0twxs1Schl
After Putin, it’s now Xi who is hosting Macron at a giant table - along with Von der Leyen. Macron failed to persuade Putin not to invade Ukraine. Now he’s urging Xi to bring Russia to its senses and to the negotiating table, saying he knows he can count on him. pic.twitter.com/qAVorJKUvv
— Jannat Jalil (@jannatjalil) April 6, 2023
*nodding* my ancestors constructed the pyramids
— ๐๐Leigh Alexander ๐ฌ๐ฟ✨ (@leighalexander) April 6, 2023
— Ryan Mac ๐ (@RMac18) April 6, 2023
Honestly, even if this wasn't blatant retaliation against Substack for their new Notes feature they announced yesterday, restricting Twitter embeds is probably the last bit of leverage Musk has left. Surprised it took him this long to weaponize it.
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 6, 2023
Take a look at this behavior and tell me you really want to own a car with a bunch of cameras that this man and his disgusting minions can record and view whenever they feel like it.
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) April 7, 2023
Ditto with microphones.
— Kashmir Hill (@kashhill) April 7, 2023
FYI...I am Angel Reese the mom not the LSUwbb player please be mindful when you tag and/or send me DM's that your intent is to me not my daughter. I'm getting some crazy dating request from men my kids age who clearly by the content of msg think they're sending it to Lil A๐คฃ
— AngelReeseTheMom (@awebbreese) March 27, 2023
blondes have more fun pic.twitter.com/WgXjm417Cp
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) April 5, 2023
I asked Midjourney v5 to '/describe' some logos, to see how it would create prompts for them, and to see what it would create in response.
— fofrAI (@fofrAI) April 4, 2023
Starbucks pic.twitter.com/EiKujhTl1w
Pepsi, lol pic.twitter.com/JwlbOmL2KF
— fofrAI (@fofrAI) April 4, 2023
Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are courage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy
— Benny Feldman (@Feldfrog) March 24, 2023
17853. pic.twitter.com/ZBe7JAn40S
— yana ๐ (@exaltiora) March 26, 2023
This is one of the best Tiktok filters I’ve seen to date and an interesting & simple way to show interactive AR working now, not in some crazy future world.
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) March 22, 2023
Do a push-up, move the on-screen runner by going up and down, see how long you can go for.
Pretty brilliant. pic.twitter.com/3krpJBksO3
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— ใณใณ KOKO (@KOKOBW) March 25, 2023
ive only done one thing in my entire life https://t.co/FyWp9IYaVD pic.twitter.com/XzVao1AzMU
— i n n e s (@innesmck) March 25, 2023
@baixue5201 ♬ original sound - user8170918618980
@tanganyikawildlifepark At 12 hours old, this cutie is still getting used to that long neck ๐ฆ #giraffe #babygiraffe #giraffes #babyanimals #funnyanimals #fyp ♬ Baby Elephant Walk - Henry Mancini
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