.@richardrushfield hit the #BarbieMovie installation at #CinemaCon. His first analysis from Vegas... https://t.co/m70vD6BoHZ pic.twitter.com/eg9AbS8jrN
— The Ankler (@TheAnkler) April 25, 2023
Alito also complains that no one is leaping to the court's defense, pointing a finger at the legal profession, which he seems to think should be closing ranks pic.twitter.com/ihs0Z1WM8C
— Lawrence Hurley (@lawrencehurley) April 28, 2023
Amazing that she switched careers and immediately became the most sought-after person in her new field! No wonder John Roberts fell for her pic.twitter.com/KpVPQEaEzh
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 28, 2023
A single law firm arguing a case in front of the Supreme Court paid John Roberts' wife more than John Roberts earns from his job in a year. Reasonable person here, I'd call that material pic.twitter.com/OwSwsXQGZv
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 28, 2023
While this news is obviously terrible, there's something incredible about the phrase "CEO Replaced with Largest Stockholder's Son" https://t.co/MBJiNJVR6F
— Foucault's Pudendum (@kaitave_) April 28, 2023
once the war is over Ukraine should put up a monument to the most corrupt Russian officers https://t.co/hQwn3gnWQl
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 28, 2023
britain these days: canceled trains and coronation bunting pic.twitter.com/PKpZtBtD7p
— csz (@cszabla) April 27, 2023
An intern just told another intern on our elevator that today is her last day in the senate so she has to break up with him. He is distraught. This elevator cannot get to the basement fast enough and it keeps stopping at every floor
— Danny Jativa (@Danny_Jativa) April 27, 2023
We could see if QB’s could pass the Cracker Barrel’s peg game? https://t.co/UzeOzqmhT1 pic.twitter.com/nwrjBkpQMc
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) April 28, 2023
i just bought this https://t.co/TyftmQL4uZ
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) March 31, 2023
yassified grogu is sending me pic.twitter.com/sioo80z2CY
— sage⁵⁰¹ 💌 it’s mandover (@ahsokasgoggles) April 27, 2023
Asking Wilbon and Jalen for analysis is like seeing explosion eyewitnesses on the news. They’re gonna tell you what happened but they can’t tell you why
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) April 29, 2023
global pvp unlocked
— HORSE WHOMST REVILES (@famoushorse) April 29, 2023
the CEO of bluesky is pleading with new users to not call posts "skeets." this platform might have the juice pic.twitter.com/Admv3cqGgM
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 28, 2023
they whooped peoples asses on bl**sky yesterday so hard that the team was compelled to ship a blocking feature in like a day pic.twitter.com/gbo6YBPvOF
— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) April 29, 2023
yeah feels like this could be a problem pic.twitter.com/a1Mbfc353G
— Seva (@SevaUT) April 29, 2023
Unironically this. Not only is this the single funniest thing the Joker has ever done, it's also the best characterization I've ever seen of the Clown Prince of Crime, where he will always prioritize going for the laugh over saving his own life. https://t.co/v0YF16OwhU pic.twitter.com/9LWjHQsXbu
— Art-Eater ➡️⬇️↘️🐲👊 (@Richmond_Lee) April 15, 2023
why did my ex make lori lightfoot in crusader kings 3 pic.twitter.com/s2FsDWgvuN
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 15, 2023
I love 80's toys. I still collect toy lines from the 80's. I even buy the new GIJoe Classified 6" line. That said, this screenshot from @PixelDan's toy hunt video is the perfect image to express my memories of the original GIJoe vehicles. https://t.co/UF3EF2hads pic.twitter.com/n8CgI0uQiB
— Dr. DEVELOPER ☠️🛠⚙️ (@syntoythesis) April 16, 2023
Just write want you want! Just go for it. Yes! Do it. Everything is bad! Odds terrible! Live más!
— Taco Bell Quarterly (@TBQuarterly) April 16, 2023
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