The knockouts in the latest UFC game are easily the most realistic. Stop complaining about tiny imperfections. #UFC5 pic.twitter.com/UO6blpQ90R
— Mixed Marshal Art (@MixedMarshalArt) November 25, 2023
1. Earlier this month, a mysterious woman appeared before a school board in Texas and claimed that, when she was 11, she READ A SCHOLASTIC BOOK THAT SPARKED A DEBILITATING PORN ADDICTION.
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 29, 2023
We investigated.
And it's ABSOLUTELY WILD what is happening.
🧵 pic.twitter.com/lPrFQjCeA2
5. SkyTree Book Fairs presents itself as an independent non-profit. But it appears to be a hastily assembled offshoot of Brave Books, which publishes children's books by right-wing pundits
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 29, 2023
The president of SkyTree Book Fairs was recently an "Executive Assistant" at Brave Books pic.twitter.com/Tntybjt7IK
Sources say David Zaslav overheard how Daffy Duck pronounces his last name in the WB commissary and decided to kill Looney Tunes off entirely.
— JEHawks (@jehawks) November 28, 2023
Are there going to be more AI pins sold or Juiceros?
— Stuart Blitz (@StuartBlitz) November 9, 2023
https://t.co/7i7I3NDTnf pic.twitter.com/7oUrH6tysY
— Dia Lacina (@dialacina) November 27, 2023
Remarkable drama after the end of testing. A Mercedes team member lost his wedding ring in the marina on Sunday night, and now one of his team-mates is diving with a metal detector to try and find it! #F1 #AbuDhabiGP pic.twitter.com/xGGtYLtNPx
— Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) November 28, 2023
Very important news: The @PopTartsBowl will have the first-ever edible mascot.
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) November 27, 2023
Per the bowl, when the final whistle blows, the winning team will celebrate by taking a bite of the giant pastry mascot. pic.twitter.com/obie6w1qrM
Obsessed with the new “make it more” trend on ChatGPT.
— Justine Moore (@venturetwins) November 27, 2023
You generate an image of something, and then keep asking for it to be MORE.
For example - spicy ramen getting progressively spicier 🔥 (from u/dulipat) pic.twitter.com/UitZh8tLR0
I bet that cop who went down the slide real fast has some relatives who have been waiting MONTHS to get to roast him to his face today.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 23, 2023
Heh, bad news. I've memorized your attack pattern. The good news is that I'm not athletic enough to dodge any of them so all your attack will still land like normal
— Calum (@CalumDotExe) April 25, 2023
had a dream about a special kind of dishwasher called an "acid spinner" that was extremely psychologically traumatizing to witness in operation or even to comprehend its theory of operation. you had to go through a psych screening and get regular mental health checkups to use one
— the government man (@me_irl) January 24, 2022
冷凍していない作りたての納豆をアメリカにいる皆さんに食べてもらいたくて、
— Aya🇺🇸 ボストン生活 (@aya_bjt) November 17, 2023
「納豆屋さんを始める！」
と宣言してから半年以上たった今日、やっとキッチンが完成し、納豆をたくさんの方々にお届けできる準備が整いました。
ここまで長かった！
納豆のオーダーをご希望の方は、DM下さい。 pic.twitter.com/MpuUJwzy3T
He-Man battles Sssqueeze at the 1986 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. pic.twitter.com/rEYb1MTgVQ
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) November 18, 2023
*More funny posts.