in 2003 my mother staged a photoshoot with me in the front lawn on our cul de sac so she could take pics of the aftermath of a domestic kerfuffle that ended with a wife throwing her husband's things out on their lawn (and later burning them) pic.twitter.com/DGPi1eR0Xw
— brooke (@stroznuts) January 1, 2024
Nevada casinos won $1.43 billion from gamblers in December.
— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) January 31, 2024
That's the highest gaming win in history.
"The scheduled opening date for 2020 has been postponed to an unknown date"It’s so cool how downtown LA is full of massive empty buildings that serve as speculative investments for oligarchs across the world while right down the block is the largest population of unhoused people in the US https://t.co/Z5tGvoQAKY
— Nelly (@BackwoodsGoku) February 1, 2024
"The 75-year-old has struggled with debt, been repeatedly sued, faced a bitter divorce, and got two women pregnant before quickly marrying a third woman, his current wife"Steve Garvey touts himself as a “devoted family man.” His estranged children disagree, with two of his kids telling The Times that they’ve never even spoken to him.
— Matt Hamilton (@MattHjourno) February 1, 2024
“There’s something lacking in him, something not authentic,” said his eldest daughter https://t.co/fHgYjajZPn
— Crushed (@silenttakedown) January 31, 2024
Kojima: "I want a puppet companion that moves with 8 frames in DS2." pic.twitter.com/acSCpuWYIv
— Ｓａｗｙｅｒ (@Sawyer_DAA) January 31, 2024
— Motorsport.com (@Motorsport) February 1, 2024
I have Disney+ because it's a good deal packaged with ESPN+ and Hulu, which I only care about because I love the F1 access through ESPN+...Peacock offered loads of great commercial free racing coverage. What NBC's new strategy presupposes is: what if it didn't? https://t.co/NNLfQgd4Pk
— Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) January 31, 2024
The NFL now has head coaches named Mike McCarthy, Mike McDaniel, and Mike Macdonald.
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) January 31, 2024
The Mike Mc's outnumber the Sean Mc's by one. https://t.co/KiIqlTxmom
Update: it’s on like Donkey Kong. pic.twitter.com/WkIro5BZic
— Jeff Foust (@jeff_foust) January 31, 2024
this sentence nails the texture of language in a dream, highly specific but totally inscrutable pic.twitter.com/DdgEodhTNH
— Ezra Marcus (@ezra_marc) January 31, 2024
asked my mom if I stacked cans like the wikipedia autism baby and she sent me this https://t.co/dj6T4do12c pic.twitter.com/cyfMwa5JWi
— ✨femdad✨ (@femdad69420) December 31, 2023
completed my final project of 2023: a very long mohair scarf featuring the full text of my favorite YouTube comment pic.twitter.com/hId7VJIlOU
— ❌👁❌ (@lashon__hara) December 31, 2023
China now cracking down on conic sections (I say this without hyperbole) pic.twitter.com/MrsLncaeZO
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) January 5, 2024
— Ken Parille (@KenParille) January 3, 2024
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