My gf telling the McDonalds worker that I asked for no onions https://t.co/CaAHohMRyx
— Tom the Animal 🧌 (@KindHeartedHunk) August 29, 2024
(One, Two.)I was at the local grocery store a couple weeks ago and snapped a photo of the raw milk because people outside WA can’t believe our state allows it to be sold in regular grocery stores.
— Becca Peter (@DefectiveBecca) August 31, 2024
Now the exact milk I took a photo of has been recalled for E. coli contamination 😬 https://t.co/IuhnS30kGi pic.twitter.com/9G9DDQDxyo
NIH cancels ‘Havana Syndrome’ research, citing unethical coercion of participants | CNN
— Kenneth Dekleva (@KennethDekleva) August 31, 2024
This is very serious and will likely lead to retraction of the JAMA article. A huge embarrassment for NIH. https://t.co/SUwgkSSHUZ
This one is more revealing than most. Ordinary @politico behavior would be to highlight the savvy choice of making Trump smaller by not dwelling on his insults. "Evades questions" is a bizarre description on its face, but it's also strange behavior for the Politico newsroom, and… https://t.co/ph7QODYddF
— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) August 31, 2024
(Too late, expensive to change the ballots)RFK Jr. sues NC Board of Elections to have name removed from ballotshttps://t.co/bvmYEV1o0N
— CBS 17 (@WNCN) August 31, 2024
Officially, Uber drivers are forbidden from charging customers more money than what the app says. But if you want a ride in Kenya, you might not have a choice https://t.co/hWr9OxKOuz
— Russell Brandom (@russellbrandom) August 30, 2024
It’s genuinely crazy to me that for all the “i recreated minecraft!!” projects out there, the one that’s overwhelmingly the most impressive and has gotten the farthest is being developed for the fucking GAMECUBE https://t.co/IPImkj2kW4
— Moth (Comms Closed) (@BloodCrisisGame) August 26, 2024
Caitlin Clark playing with the fans: "Did that go in?" 🤣 #FeverRising pic.twitter.com/BynfJUq1Ez
— Heavens! (@HeavensFX) August 31, 2024
In Game 5 of the 2002 World Series, J.T. Snow pulled Dusty Baker's son and Giants bat boy, Darren Baker, out of the way during a play at the plate.
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) August 31, 2024
22 years later, the Nationals are calling Darren up to the big leagues. 👏 pic.twitter.com/0pOQd3scdY
My daughter has been experimenting with her own versions of “easy, peezy, lemon squeezy” and today she said “easy, crazy, mountain skeleton” and that’s gonna be tough to beat
— Drew Davenport (@The_Davenporter) July 29, 2024
22639. pic.twitter.com/XkINNEwhEI
— exaltiora 🦪 (@exaltiora) July 29, 2024
This is Atlanta's version of Rome's metro digging up ruins every time they put a shovel in the ground. https://t.co/mPPh3o3f6t
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) July 29, 2024
Thinking about this name all day pic.twitter.com/dyC80lMb6b
— giannis (@musashinoelegy) July 30, 2024
This voice clip of Luigi saying “oh my god” has been stuck in my head forever why does he say it like that pic.twitter.com/WghZfwKeTz
— No Context Super Mario (@SuperMarioOOC85) July 28, 2024
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