Saturday, October 26, 2024

Today's news and jokes

@andreaspoly THE ONLY PERSON HE SHOULD BE MAD AT IS HIMSELF! #comedy #viral #medstudent #medschool ♬ Chopin Nocturne No. 2 Piano Mono - moshimo sound design






("already facing questions on that front after The New York Times reported last month that he employed both his lover and his longtime fiancรฉe’s daughter in his district office.")





(Quickest write-up I found was NHK)





("A man reportedly known as the 'AK Guru'...The criminal complaint alleges that some customers identified as from the 'mountains' bought multiple AK-47s from Carter every week.)

















"Through nearly 3,000 searches, the scanners turned up more than 118 false positives as well as 12 knives, police said, though they declined to say whether the positive hits referred to illegal blades or tools, such as pocket knives, that are allowed in the transit system"























(Saw Pumping Iron many years ago, but if memory serves, behavior like this is a big part of the movie, and it felt like a horror movie)























PLEASE check your child's candy this Halloween!! Last year I found hundreds of fraudulent job listings marked "remote" that are actually hybrid and that the company never intends to hire for!

— Dylan‽ (@audhdylan.bsky.social) October 22, 2024 at 10:54 AM










found the shirt store... the only place in Istanbul to buy this one very specific shirt, and literally nothing else

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— e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.io) September 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM




EJECTION ESCAPE SYSTEM FOR A PASSENGER AIRPLANE Patent US6695257B2, 2002 Summary: every passenger seat is an ejection seat, ok? the pilot can jettison the roof, and eject them all with a single goddamn button. no solution given for oxygen/pressure ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯ (patents.google.com/patent/US669...)

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— Echoes in the Sky (@exoticaviation.bsky.social) September 18, 2024 at 12:23 PM












@themobtrio @Google @Google Workspace I think I have your next ad #fyp #google #googlemeet #dogsoftiktok #dogmom #googleworkspace #funny #trending ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger




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