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M23 and Rwandan forces are now marching towards Bukavu, biggest city in eastern Congo. Is Rwanda planning to annex the entire region? https://t.co/Nbe0lP5BWP

— Geoffrey York (@geoffreyyork) January 29, 2025

I'm sorry. You're telling me he received a sext AFTER he said "JADC2" ?????? https://t.co/VmT2B565yj pic.twitter.com/XEBWp8h3oX

— Haley Britzky (@halbritz) January 29, 2025

See how fun it is being Joe Manchin? pic.twitter.com/kMQ1SHZQ7k

— Jake Lahut (@JakeLahut) January 30, 2025

Nine charged in counterfeit smuggling ring through L.A.-Long Beach ports - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/lwqaQga6oX

— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) January 28, 2025

("Investigators seized more than $130 million worth of contraband goods")

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— Bryan Ward (@bryaneward) January 27, 2025

The Chairman of Osaka's Convention & Tourism Bureau wore Myaku-Myaku headwear to a press briefing: "When you look at Europe, the US and Australia, most direct flights go to Tokyo. But the fact that they still come here means that they've chosen Osaka." pic.twitter.com/Hy6b4dbOuA https://t.co/vBkWWSb7t5

— Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 (@mrjeffu) January 29, 2025

Congrats to Sequoyah High School golfer Beans Factor, who has committed to Manhattan University, a private Division I university located in the Bronx. pic.twitter.com/BJzQ0wkbbi

— GolfOklahoma (@GolfOKmagazine) January 28, 2025

Yes

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