Super Punch: Today's news and jokes

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Today's news and jokes

Did AMC get scammed into buying way too many jalapenos or something pic.twitter.com/zeDV9N49Q2
— ben (@ben4benis) February 2, 2025

State Farm seeks emergency rate increase averaging 22% after L.A. fires - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/yAC8XroMnQ
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) February 3, 2025

Pat Hoberg was fired after a roughly year-long investigation.

One of MLB’s most highly regarded umpires is now at the center of the third major gambling scandal to rock the sport in the last year.

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— Front Office Sports (@FOS) February 4, 2025

The facts are damning. (I didn't notice an innocent explanation for why they were sharing the account.)

Robinhood account holders can bet on the Super Bowl this week, a first for the quick-swipe stock trading app.

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— Front Office Sports (@FOS) February 3, 2025

("The two parties are being careful to call this 'event trading' as opposed to 'betting' or 'gambling'")

Emails detail the Saints’ assistance to the New Orleans Archdiocese in a sexual abuse scandal, via the @AP.https://t.co/m8i0CL88OI
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 3, 2025

("The emails obtained by AP sharply undercut assurances the Saints gave fans about the public relations guidance five years ago when they asserted they had provided only 'minimal' assistance to the church")

Now that Darren Beattie has been tapped to serve at the State Department, the ADL has dutifully removed the press release on their website where they call him a Nazi white supremacist. https://t.co/4UsLSXfgJg pic.twitter.com/OAyO6QkSpi
— Isi Breen (@isaiah_bb) February 3, 2025

peak lawyering right there pic.twitter.com/wAheWiNJjJ
— Yuxi on the Wired (@layer07_yuxi) February 2, 2025

The entry has lots of diagrams if that's helpful

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/So2UNO4rKl
— Van “Not Going Anywhere” Lathan Jr (@VanLathan) February 2, 2025

In light of major NBA movement recently, a few teams that are scheduled to travel on Feb. 6 of the trade deadline have adjusted itineraries after realizing the team would be in the air when the deadline passed. This is to prevent a potential awkward flight.
— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) February 3, 2025

they snatched his name plate while he was distracted lmaooooo https://t.co/mGHzsiYUH0
— q (@unknwn_qp) February 3, 2025

Middlesbrough striker Emmanuel Latte Lath (great name) set to finalize $22M+ move to Atlanta Unitedhttps://t.co/Ilrusq024Q
— Felipe Cárdenas (@FelipeCar) February 3, 2025