Thursday, March 27, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@cbssports Florida's band out here doing sprints to distract the free throw shooter. (via BenGChase/X) #collegebasketball #floridagators #florida ♬ original sound - CBS Sports






Everyone in the US military now knows that their orders are 1) preemptively leaked to the enemy via unsecured devices and 2) not from the president but from competing officials claiming to have the best interpretation of the president's will

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— Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM








If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

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— Ben Wikler (@benwikler.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spent $20 million so far

























Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit

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— Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM




















incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game “Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.” Bulls lost the game

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— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond.bsky.social) March 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM










College basketball is so poorly promoted that I've heard far, far more about NIL deals then any (male) player other than Flagg







































@aubbi

i’m auburn

♬ Moves Like Jagger - Studio Recording From "The Voice" Performance - Maroon 5








@naethegirl

lol I know men get their eyebrows done he’s just not the type to so this is funnyπŸ˜‚ they look good thoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

♬ original sound - demon








@helentaylorrr anyone else’s dad strava obsessed? #almonddad #dadoftiktok #dads #strava ♬ Bonka - bonkas2k








@calicalwarmachine #sledding #snowday #midwest #fyp ♬ original sound - Cal








@hoest The trust fall started before he even sat back down 😭 (@lexrou4) #dog #dogsoftiktok #cute #funny #comedy #relatable #hoest ♬ original sound - Hoest




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