Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Today's news and jokes

never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

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— don't hug me I'm porksweats (@porksweats.bsky.social) March 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM














texas is trying to make selling sex toys safely and privately online a criminal offense. this is worth paying attention to: www.404media.co/texas-sex-to...

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— Sam Cole (@samleecole.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM


this is happening alongside a different bill that would effectively end the sale of sex toys in retailers like walmart and cvs, often the only places people in rural areas can find these things in stores www.austinchronicle.com/news/2025-02...

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— Sam Cole (@samleecole.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM








NEW: Minnesota lawmakers are seriously considering a multimillion dollar taxpayer bailout for thoroughbred horse owners, who tend to be some of the richest members of society. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/25/m...

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— Chris Ingraham (@cingraham.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM








("Among our findings: tens of thousands of dollars that supposedly went to companies that do not appear to be in the business of providing the services for which [he] claimed the money was spent. In some cases, there is no evidence that the companies actually exist")







The best media news of 2025 might just be @willsommer.bsky.social back on his old beat. www.thebulwark.com/p/maga-influ...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The suggestion is rightwing influencers are getting paid to promote soda

















Realized I'm old enough to dimly remember shopping for shirts by collar size







Undersea rewilding initiative to restore a kelp forest in West Sussex is celebrating amazing results for marine biodiversity. Rewilding is needed just as much at sea as on land. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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— Eoghan Daltun 🌍 (@irishrainforest.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
("Kelp forests once covered vast areas of coastline in the county. But 96% had been wiped out by 2019, largely due to the great storm of 1987 and fishing practices known as bottom-trawling.")







I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

— Sleepaway Champ (@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM


Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

— Lena (@banalplay.bsky.social) March 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM










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— treykerby (@treykerby.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM










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— Erik Hane (@erikhane.bsky.social) March 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
























Here's Famitsu Quest, a RPG Tsukuru 4 game by Famitsu, which you could get by mailing PS1 memory cards to them and then sent back with the game. archive.org/details/fami... But this is a partial recovery, because the Scenario 1 data is missing, replaced by FF7 saves. #RPGMaker #PS1 #Preservation

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— Yakumono (@luigiblood.bsky.social) February 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM








Like thirteen years ago my friend's eight-year-old sister said, with a very thick long island accent and in a deadly serious tone, "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win at Mario Kart", and I think about that intensity and commitment to excellence every day.

— Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) February 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM








@kayleewilemon This plus her giggle is too much 🤎 #babies #babiesoftiktok #momsoftiktok #dogsoftiktok #dogsandbabies ♬ take a moment to breathe. - normal the kid








@nashandkash This guy man #nashandkash #dogsoftiktok #dog ♬ original sound - NOOTNOOT




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