Monday, April 7, 2025

Today's news and jokes

The DARPA Shredder Challenge was a contest to reconstruct documents that had been fed through a paper shredder. This video shows the winner and how it used the almost-invisible yellow tracking dots every printer puts on a page in a clever way to reconstitute documents www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZD...

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) April 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM






The map of Australia looks a little different with its inland sea. Countless stock and wildlife losses. Once the flood peaks a clearer understanding of how much water is heading south will emerge. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

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— David Marler (@qldaah.bsky.social) April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM








("Poodle-dog isn’t a household name like poison oak and ivy, likely due to its limited geographic region and fleeting nature")















("The Japanese American National Museum will 'scrub nothing,'... and instead will highlight the importance of DEI.")















“And please, speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever. It wasn’t brains that got me here; I can assure you of that.”

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM






Your child is more likely to die from measles than get beat by one of their trans peers in an athletic competition, and I wish our government's actions would reflect that.

— Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM


This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

— Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM


Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

— Maia (@maiamindel.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM


future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

— holden m. accountable (@noahs.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
















Conservative men are terrified of riding the New York City subway. I am terrified of driving on the highway. We are not the same (I am far superior at risk assessment)

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) April 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM








("We did not intend to disrespect the legacy of Roberto Clemente by adding the advertisement to the pad in right field," Pirates president [] said in a statement.)























Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead

— localthunk (@localthunk.bsky.social) April 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
























Shots of Dawn Staley and Geno Auriemma from their Philly past

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) April 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM








@thefinal_official Players have to run across the field to use the bathroom in baseball’s new Walk of Shame ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ #athletics #oaklandathletics #oaklandas #baseball #mlb ♬ Original sound - miguel๐–ฃ‚








@extremeofficial Whatever it is they're paying him, it ain't enough! (IG๐ŸŽฅ: @raimanaworld) #Unreel #Extreme #Surfing #Summer #Professional ♬ original sound - UNREEL








@cyrusveyssi

I’m cacklinggggg

♬ Yacht Club - MusicBox








@demigrauer #hotdogs #birthdaycake #thisiswhatdreamsaremadeof #hotdogbirthdayparty ♬ What Dreams Are Made Of - Hilary Duff








@sam_n_squeak From panic to relief in an instant ๐Ÿ˜… #pov #chihuahua #volleyball #gymdog #volleyballcoach ♬ original sound - Sam&Squeak








@thepetcollective Father.. cuddle me! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’• (Via - @joyful.marketing23) #DogsOfTikTok #DogLovers #Fyp #DogDad ♬ original sound - The Pet Collective




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