Friday, April 11, 2025

Today's news and jokes









(This, too)























("I was able to call the deputy chief of staff, and I said, 'Hey, can you talk to the CEO and just say hear on the ground?' He's like instantly put me on the phone. You know, my wife runs a pharmaceutical business")















("replaced by Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll [who] will remain secretary of the Army, according to a defense official. This puts a defense leader — with an already large job — in charge of a domestic law enforcement agency. U.S. defense officials have historically tried to maintain a strict divide between military forces and law enforcement. U.S. troops are not allowed to participate in law enforcement activities on American soil.")































("a country with a total population of less than 5M, of which only 1.5M are citizens")































("New merch is introduced alongside and between book releases in two strategic categories—community-forward pieces that play into the evergreen romance tropes, and in-universe artifacts based on the unique elements of each 831 Stories book.")



















(Is the lighting absurdly bad at Tampa's temporary home?) (The Dodgers are competing with owners who won't pay for appropriate lights or bathrooms?)









































































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