There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
— Fraser (@condimentwords.bsky.social) April 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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After 14 tornadoes in 2 days Arkansas is asking for federal assistance — but Trump is saying no. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) April 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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("New Jersey wildfire swells to more than 8,000 acres, prompting evacuations and closing major highway")Pure chaos as the Jones Fire in New Jersey rips through neighborhoods. The fire was last estimated at 3,200 acres. This is insane Fire behavior for New Jersey, or just about anywhere.
— The Hotshot Wake Up (@HotshotWake) April 23, 2025
Good luck to anyone in there trying to fight that thing. This is just crazy. pic.twitter.com/XEFpDmyzpJ
CNN🇮🇳 #India - #Kashmir: At least two dozen tourists were killed today in a massacre in the town of Pahalgam. The attack involved three gunmen, who opened fire on civilians in what has been marked as the deadliest attack of its kind in recent years. The group responsible for the… pic.twitter.com/bhSI5R8UI2
— POPULAR FRONT (@PopularFront_) April 23, 2025
Not great timing for these remarks by Pakistan’s army chief, a week ago. "Our stance is absolutely clear, [Kashmir] was our jugular vein, it will be our jugular vein, we will not forget it. We will not leave our Kashmiri brothers in their heroic struggle." www.ndtv.com/world-news/p...
— Shashank Joshi (@shashj.bsky.social) April 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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("Monitors have said the fall of Lashio -- around 100 kilometres (62 miles) from Chinese territory -- was a step too far for Beijing, which balked at the prospect of instability on its borders.")We are witnessing right now how China military is entering #Myanmar and making it a vassal.
— Sun Thu (@xanthu15) April 20, 2025
China pressured victorious MNDAA to leave Lashio and return the city to the losing SAC junta. The "hand over" is allegedly supervised by China's special envoy to Myanmar Deng Xijun. https://t.co/ndbaUqkTxY
In my head this is how the Luka trade went down. Nico asked for all the picks and reaves at first and Pelinka just left him on read and three hours and 12 unanswered texts later, Nico negotiated himself down to AD and Max Christie https://t.co/A9zIUiFn1C
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) April 23, 2025
“Other people get their beliefs via social contagion, I derive mine from logic” is the no. 1 Silicon Valley mind virus
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 19, 2025
At one point, it took the Flex team eight months to figure out how to automate a way to put the Nike swish on a shoe, only for Nike to move onto a new shoe line for which the method Flex developed no longer worked.https://t.co/Ua0nR4YoQp
— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) April 23, 2025
("would limit wagering to $5,000 per person, per day, and place limits on the advertising of sports betting, including a prohibition on promoting odds boosts and bonuses. Advertising would also be banned between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m. ET, and during live games")A New York assemblyman is seeking to place limits on sports betting ads and bettor wagers.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) April 22, 2025
The bill is being presented on health and safety grounds and wants to protect against problem gambling.
Here's what it says ⬇️https://t.co/pO5dEP7124
Realizing I kind of hate this website now because a tweet doing these kinds of numbers used to be my favorite thing but nothing about this feels real. The comments are all just bots, Nazis, racists, transphobes. This site just sucks now https://t.co/Gmw8qu2BrX
— Arthouse Shawn Levy (@firagawalkwthme) April 22, 2025
Hey! I've just put three item in Genre Creators for Trans Rights in the UK and SA auction which is going on this month. Spread the word on these, as they're all pretty rare, I think. Firstly, this promotional invite to the second Hellfire Gala Marvel sent me. From Emma Frost Herself, apparently.
— Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen.bsky.social) April 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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(National team and Manchester City)
This was wild. Karrion Kross mixing promo with his real feelings. Goldberg told him to be a good soldier, and being a good soldier got his time cut, and gets your great ideas shot down because they only want good ideas.
— Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful (@seanrosssapp.bsky.social) April 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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“CM Punk does as much good to my reputation as Shannon Sharpe does to ESPN’s. Don’t ‘OOOOO’ me I'm not the one getting sued”
— Public Enemies Podcast (@PublicEnemiesHQ) April 21, 2025
Paul Heyman out here shooting on Shannon Sharpe live on ESPN. WHAT IS GOING ONðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜pic.twitter.com/0RIcEPmFKY
Pacers fans showing the 10 sec sign to Giannis 😂...
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) April 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Funniest flop of the season ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/tzpfhQtKeR
— BricksCenter (@BricksCenter) April 22, 2025
— Meke (@meke778.bsky.social) March 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
lots of talk about PTA doing Pynchon, not enough talk about the entirety of Tenet being lifted from the last chapter of Gravity’s Rainbow, including a quip about bad sound mixing pic.twitter.com/MNmDt0bSiM
— harrison (@HarrisonQuinnO) March 21, 2025
In love with this server stand that makes the hostess look like a centaur pic.twitter.com/xlCoKmYteF
— Jess Siswick (@tinymallet) March 22, 2025
Nutella is just breakfast frosting
— Kate Compton (@galaxykate.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
every single time i shop online i think about this https://t.co/s0nSeRONXL pic.twitter.com/z0JWbr2bla
— sonya 💘 (@sonyashea3) March 21, 2025
@noahshospitals #noahsanimalhospitals #noahsstop11 #indianapolis #indiana #veterinarian #animalhospital #veterinariansoftiktok #veterinarymedicine #vetlife #dog #cute #funny ♬ Originalton - 🎵SOUL & RNB DANILO_87🎵
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