Thursday, April 10, 2025

Today's news and jokes













Instead of threatening her, why doesn’t Meta just append a Community Note to her claims?

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— Sam Biddle (@sambiddle.com) April 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
















(It's also "the law firm that helped Dominion Voting Systems obtain a $787.5m settlement from Fox for lies about the 2020 election") (Coincidentally, "Right-wing cable channel Newsmax defamed Dominion Voting Systems by falsely reporting that the company was involved in rigging the 2020 presidential election, a Delaware judge ruled Wednesday...Dominion is seeking $1.6 billion)















OR GOP chair Jerry Cummings’ ex-wife said the couple met in the Portland area when she was 16 and he was 26, and serving as an associate pastor. “On occasion, he would visit [her] when her parents were out of town and take her to hotels." www.wweek.com/news/2025/04...

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— Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
("Oregon GOP Chairman Resigns After Oregon Journalism Project Report About His Past")







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— leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM












(When I looked, there was an image of a Trump weathervane and the headline "Trump blinks first")

Masculinity just took a big hit.

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— Florian Ederer (@florianederer.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM










An @mtsw.bsky.social observation I think about a lot is that future generations absolutely will not believe that Immortan Joe predated the Trump presidency

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— Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM




The people who would prosecute insider trading all got fired already right?

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
(Almost optimistic to believe they blinked and settled for market manipulation, and now number will continue going up)







For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

— Josh Kovensky (@joshkovensky.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Depressingly real















Outlaw public existence of a one-day Pride parade and turn it into a month-long Pride march

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— Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net) April 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM








Take away football and all they have left is FBI:CIA and covering live chases







Final Destination is the best horror franchise because you literally just need to show a vending machine and everyone immediately gets it.

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— Jacob deNobel (@denobel.bsky.social) April 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM








Apartment hunting in NYC is cool now they just straight up use AI embellished photos of places with small print saying ‘virtually staged’

— Sam Barlow πŸ”₯ (@mrsambarlow.bsky.social) April 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM


















(Not sure if that's true, because this list rather noticeably does not mention how many playoff games he's worked)







When I looked she had only posted a much more boring photo with Dirk







They just showed this graphic during the Clippers game. Brutal.

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— Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
















@justciencia Didnt even know this was possible 😳 bike & car tires aren’t safe on campus I guess! My friend had his car stolen last month too!! We are just students leave us alone 😭 also Im annoyed at myself for saying “like” too much but too late πŸ’€ #stanford #security #theft #cartheft #staysafe #protectyourself ♬ Anxiety - Doechii








@care..b3ar She then emailed me the school therapists email as well as her number and told me I shouldn’t drop out despite this #artist #art #artschool #artistsoftiktok #trump #democracy #werecooked ♬ original sound - janny








@drjenntran Just enjoying the sun out here with my fellow dermatologists #dermatology #dermatologist #sunsafety #winterclinicalhawaii #sunscreeneveryday #upfclothing ♬ original sound - drjenntran








@pubity The way he let go of Ollie at the end 🀣🀣 #RoadTo18Million #Pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity








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@ineedtoleavetheinternet The sock smuggler strikes again #aussie #thedogsoftiktok #dogsoftiktok ♬ original sound - πŸ™ƒ




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