Friday, August 1, 2025

Today's news and jokes







Chicago officially has the worst air quality in the world. No other major city in the world had air pollution worse than Chicago as of midday Thursday.

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— Chicago Sun-Times (@chicago.suntimes.com) July 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
("according to a ranking by IQ Air, a Swiss air-technology company...By 3 p.m. Thursday, Chicago was overtaken in its title for worst air quality by the city of Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo")







I'd never heard this story before www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

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— Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) July 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
("They were only about 40 or 50 miles away at a summer dance camp, and it was 10 young girls around 13, 14 years old. They were jarred from their beds when the blast went off at 5:29 that morning. They were rushed outside by their dance instructor because nobody knew what had happened. They thought maybe a heater had exploded. And then, you know, a few minutes later, they see the flakes falling from the sky, and they think it's snow. But")







Tbh, calling the cops on someone only for the police to be like “Excuse me, sir; their pronouns are they/them,” is an incredible bit.

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— Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
















The end result of this is that a bunch of cis women athletes are going to find out they're intersex.

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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) July 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM








Stephen A. Smith wants Rob Manfred to suspend Bryce Harper over his reported outburst.

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— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Can't wait to hear ESPN et al tell us that the owners locked the players out because they were rude







Supposedly went on for years undetected















(The catcher the Dodgers traded for better pay sleeveless if he ever gets called up)







Borges’ capsule review of KING KONG in which he mostly complains that Kong should be bigger

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— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida.bsky.social) July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"The monkey is not full of juice"







Played Silent Hill 2 for the first time today (in Roblox) www.pcgamer.com/games/horror...

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— Tyler (@tylercolp.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
















"Yes… Hahaha… Yes!" - Fred Rogers with delight as a child learns how to tie their shoes

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— Good Boy (@goodboy.bsky.social) July 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM








@ursyyymmm

♬ original sound - SAINTED








@anissaclaiborne I like it, I think that it’s different. @Jordan McLaughlin 🤪🤣 #fyp #inlandempire #ranchocucamonga #riverside #fontana #nba ♬ original sound - Anissa McLaughlin








@anissaclaiborne Replying to @Jackson ALL LEVELS WELCOME!! Sign up link is in my bio! It’s a big family at @Jordan McLaughlin camp!! ⛺️ 🏀 #ie #fyp #inlandempire #fontana #ranchocucamonga ♬ original sound - Anissa McLaughlin








@ema01_2

♬ Somedays - Sonny Fodera & Jazzy & D.O.D








@texaswildlifepark Stitch finds a way to play with everything #zoo #fyp #fennecfox ♬ Old trad jazz / Comical, fun, comedy show(1236714) - Ponetto








@hybridnzdrums

♬ original sound - hybridnzdrums




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