Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Today's news and jokes







fuck. I was just getting ready to build a domestic factory too.

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— Ronnie Gooja (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM








“capital put under armed occupation because regime henchman named Big Balls got the absolute piss beaten out of him by a child” would probably get cut from a Zucker brothers movie script

— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) August 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM


i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat

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— jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM


Amazing www.npr.org/2025/08/11/n...

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— Lawrence Hurley (@lawrencehurley.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM








explaining to an American the concept that their president was best friends with the most prolific child raping sex trafficker in history: imagine a burger

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— Ronnie Gooja (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM


BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

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— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) August 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Excited to find out if she has a lucrative new job







The village of Dean has entered a lockdown for the imminent arrival of US vice-president JD Vance. All entrances to the village (between Chipping Norton and Charlbury) are closed to non-residents, with police stationed at every road and even footpath.

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— Oxford Clarion (@oxfordclarion.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM


Buried in The Observer yesterday was this: UK police knocking on doors demanding details of social media accounts of people, to pass to a foreign government, simply because they happen to live near where a US politician wanted to have a holiday observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

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— Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM








A longer video of the collision between PLA Navy destroyer Guilin and a Chinese coast guard ship as they pursued a Philippines coast guard patrol vessel about 10 miles east of Scarborough Shoal

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— Austin Ramzy (@austinramzy.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
("Footage shows Chinese coast guard vessel with its entire bow caved in after colliding with Chinese warship")







This is why, despite (dispositionally speaking) being an inveterate pessimist, I can never let myself go full doomer, because it feels like being an unpaid stagehand for the man. Like I am helping him terrorize. It feels not only wrong, but a bizzare, spectacular form of complicity?

— ktb ⧉ (@kevinbaker.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
























The Post







(News to me, like almost every ios feature)















("The seven-judge panel ruled 5–2 that the NFL’s policy that gives the commissioner full power to arbitrate a dispute 'is unconscionable and does not apply to Gruden as a former employee.' The court said the clause lets the commissioner 'arbitrate disputes about his own conduct — exactly what is at issue here.' The judges also found it 'unconscionable' that the league can change parts of its constitution including the arbitration clause 'at any time, and without notice.'")(If memory serves, he basically wants discovery to show racism is rampant in the league, and thus it was wrongful to fire him for racism)







Good news: Hawaii games not picked up by national TV will be on the Mountain West app this year (or on Spectrum Sports on the islands). No more PPV or Team 1 Sports app. hawaiiathletics.com/news/2025/8/...

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— Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) August 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
(When I tried opening the app last night, it froze)















@pahome01 Have you ever seen a built-in step like this in a kitchen cabinet? 👀✨ Just pull it out, step on it, and reach for items that are high up without having to hold onto a chair This is a clever detail you never knew you needed before - simple, hidden, and super convenient for everyday use! ✨ What do you think of this design? Leave your comments below! #kitchenhack #smartkitchen #cabinetdesign #customkitchen #kitchendesign #smallspaceliving #kitchenstorage #kitchengoals #interiordesign #smartdesign ♬ 原声 - PA Home








@thendley1973 Tourist attraction in china #chinese #lazy #fyp ♬ original sound - Thendley








@xosaraherickson Like mother like daughter #chipsandsalsa #mexicanfood #toddlermom #toddlersoftiktok ♬ The Way I Live - Baby Boy da Prince








@organically_garvins I wonder what it’s like to shower in peace. Even with the door locked 🤣 #parenting #funny #toddler #3yearold #viral ♬ WTHELLY - Rob49








@parisss_m any tips on how to make this stop?😭 #bird #birds #birdsoftiktok #walk #help #attack #animals #animalsoftiktok #animallover ♬ A.Vivaldi Le quattro stagioni Concerto in E major La Primavera Alegro - AllMusicGallery




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