Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@motherofchessons The way he just walks off… Been throwing my whole aesthetic out the window since 2020 #spiderman #motherhood #ootd ♬ original sound - The Zumbo Pumbo Girlie (Sarah)






Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.

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— Vulture (@vulture.com) September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
("No arrests have been made, according to the law enforcement source")















Yikes. Reports of drones and an explosion in Oslo; authorities now saying they're going to detonate what they believe is a grenade.

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— Andy Carvin (@acarv.in) September 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
(FWIW) (A 13-year-old had been arrested for the grenade) (Meanwhile, another grim story about drones)







Wild shit at Berlin airport. Check in systems are down which means that when you board, they don’t scan your boarding pass. Instead someone reads your name and seat number over a speakerphone to someone else who types it into a computer and says yes or no. It’s just like BSG!

— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM








NEW: Here's our report on the "SIM farm" the Secret Service discovered, which hopefully helps better explain what the hell is up with all this. @agreenberg.bsky.social, @lhn.bsky.social, & @mattburgess1.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/sim-fa...

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— Andrew Couts (@couts.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM








From yesterday and today: it certainly appears ICE in Chicago are wearing the Meta AI Ray-Ban glasses.

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— unraveled (@unraveledpress.com) September 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM








Lmaooooooo

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— Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) (@thetattooedprof.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
("One of the fake citations references a 2008 National Film Board movie called "Schoolyard Games" that does not exist, according to a board spokesperson. The exact citation reportedly appears in a University of Victoria style guide, a document that teaches students how to format references using fictional examples. The style guide warns on its first page that 'Many citations in this guide are fictitious,; meaning they are made-up examples used only to demonstrate proper formatting....The 418-page document took 18 months to complete")







this feature that reverse image searches tiktoks for dupes in the tiktok shop is sort of cursed as a concept already but somehow it gets even more cursed www.theverge.com/tech/782540/...

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— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM

this is hell www.theverge.com/tech/782540/...

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— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
(And an even darker AI story.)











[norman rockwell free speech guy] actually this sucks and i'm glad it got shut down

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) September 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
























Haven't decided if I want to try to decode this one







You get the audience you deserve: www.nytimes.com/athletic/664...

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— Aaron Gleeman (@aarongleeman.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
("the Twins’ late-season ticket sales plummeted along with fan morale following the one-two punch to the gut of the front office’s trade deadline fire sale and the Pohlads pulling the franchise off the market more than 10 months after putting it up for sale")















Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate! 🐻 While this bronze bear isn't the chunkiest, it's still a winner to us. 💙 🏛️ Bear, about 1600, Italian. On view now at the Getty Villa.

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— Getty (@gettymuseum.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Voting should be up when this posts







Bayer has once again rejected my proposal for “Oops! All Bettys” Flintstones Vitamins

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) July 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM








@afvofficial Here comes the wind 🎵 #afv #funny ♬ original sound - AFVofficial








@bleacherreport These kids are putting on a show at the Sentul International Karting Circuit 🏁 (via balapmotor/IG) #pocketbike #racing #motorbike #motorcycles ♬ original sound - bleacherreport








@trevortheiggy This is what dreams are made of 🫠 IB: @tikatheiggy #dog #cute #fyp #italiangreyhound ♬ original sound - Maui+Ruby &Hugo


@yoshitheiggy He is speed ⚡️ I know this is a high energy breed btw I never actually expected him to be calm #italiangreyhound #ig #puppy #puppytiktok #puppylife #puppies #puppiesoftiktok #greyhound #iggy #dog #dogsoftiktok #dogmom ♬ Speed Drive (From Barbie The Album) - Charli xcx








@authorhien Fun fact: Panko learned how to pretend swallow 😭 #cattok #catsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Hien Nguyen | writer




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