Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@rufflestk_ They dance whenever you do each successful bamboo level 😭 #ghostofyotei #fyp #foxes #adorable #funnyanimals #ghostoftsushima #playstation #fypage ♬ original sound - RufflesTK  ༽
(That was a great Wii game)





(Politico's paywalled article is the only one I saw, so not sure what to make of it)







("Air traffic controllers are government employees and are considered essential, so they have to keep working, but are doing so without pay.")







The most important human story in the entertainment industry right now is the severe downturn in film and TV production in LA and how it's affecting middle-class crew workers. I spoke to dozens of them for this story about the depressed Hollywood economy. www.wsj.com/business/med...

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— Ben Fritz (@benfritz.bsky.social) October 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm surprised this hasn't already had a catastrophic impact on local private schools















Texas proudly invading Illinois. It’s hard to describe the level of potential constitutional crisis here.

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— Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM


("On Thursday, Broadview Police Chief ... said ICE agents are draining the resources of his department and the community by making false 911 calls") ("Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that ..., drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her")



My guidance as a squadron commander. Nothing on the coin will relate to me. The crest and campaigns, shared history, is what matters. Simpler the better. Also, only pics of me and the CSM allowed on social media are ones where we’re recognizing soldiers. People know who we are. Show them the unit.

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— Brad Duplessis (@bradduplessis.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM






“The source told CBS News that [Kash Patel and Dan Bongino] asked for "large, beefy" agents to conduct an arrest of Comey "in full kit," including Kevlar vests and exterior wear emblazoned with the FBI logo.” The leadership of the FBI is now in the hands of infantile psychopaths.

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— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM






Breaking MSNBC: A top prosecutor in Virginia has informed colleagues she plans to decline to seek charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James — resisting intense pressure from Trump, according to two people familiar with her discussions. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

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— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) October 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Will she be fired by the time this posts?











this is what happens when people who have never been oppressed a second of their lives try to invent oppression

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— A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM








Tesla is in hot water for mishandling insurance claims

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— Electrek (@electrek.co) October 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM








"lying silver-tongued charlatan runs to the US, attempts to reinvent himself, turns out to be pretty good at an important job" this is like one of the foundational American Stories www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/u...

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— ryan cooper (@ryanlcooper.com) October 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
















ABOUT FACE: In a move that comes as no surprise at all, Apple is ditching Vision Pro and racing to try and catch up with Meta and its Ray-Ban success. It's a very costly mistake, running into billions. Tim Cook's vision was wrong. By @boone.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/the-vi...

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— Jeremy White (@jeremywired.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The moment it was anounced that anyone with glasses would have trouble using them...







ope stage 5

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— Jillian (@nogoodwyfe.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM


decentralized platforms! federation! user input! i’m here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long i’m not here because i know what any of that is lmao

— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM


extremely funny to sephiroth post at the manager of the posting company about how your posts are valuable here on the world's fourth or fifth largest social media site with no revenue and pre-eminent home for millennials who have to wear orthopedic inserts

— GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) October 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM


It’s funny because it’s true

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— Ted McCormick (@tedmccormick.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM


Reiterating my belief that if you know who the CEO of a company is, it’s because something has gone wrong.

— 👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 (@infinata.bsky.social) October 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM








SALSA HEIST

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— static klinger (@jessespector.com) October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM








our store was CANCELED by RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS oh and also private equity i guess

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not fact-checking this







Wikipedia







At an amateur wrestling event and the heel is just describing how he hires a hedge fund to fire people on his behalf. You’ve never felt hatred more palpable.

— Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM

Announcers: “He takes advantage of his employees. He does wage theft.” Capitalism is cooked.

— Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
(Is there an Ice equivalent of the Big Boss Man?)



The biggest star in country music is coming out against ICE. www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/03/i...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) October 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
People's write-up







Not sure why Ethan Pocic signaling for a receiver to come in motion was so funny to me. Feels a lot gruffer than when a QB does it.

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— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) October 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
(The center--I assume he was doing it because the qb was making his first start)







("HILL CALLS IT the deposition. When the Dodgers are looking to extract more from a pitcher, they'll send him to Hill and Ian Walsh, the organization's pitching performance coordinator, for a question-and-answer session that can last hours.")







@houstonrockets Replying to @trukknorriss ♬ original sound - houstonrockets








@andyplants They did in fact mind ☹️ #fyp #mexico #scooch #rivieramaya ♬ original sound - user64008105676








@amorrelll Fair trade 🤷‍♀️ #jonasbrothers #metlife #nygiants ♬ original sound - Alex Morrell








@thingsusee You should have seen my husband laughing & also saying it turns him on how into the garden I am 🤣🤣. #gardentok #husbandsoftiktok #husbandsbelike #mosquitohack #gardeninghacks @Amazon Fashion ♬ Make Me Feel - oskar med k








@nickij263 Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️ #mybad #comedy #curlyhair #parenting #viral #fyp #foryou #learnsomethingneweveryday ♬ Dog the Bounty Hunter - Joey Holiday








@mak_faith_ Can’t ever do anything by myself 🤣 #crazychickenlady #farmlife #smalltownmo ♬ Farm - Music Byte




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