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Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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really hope they used affiliate links in this piece, just to be maximally craven
— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
— Jake Grumbach (@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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NEW: DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign. We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
— ProPublica (@propublica.org) November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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(They had very slightly modified the headline when I checked.)Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
— Asher Langton (@asherlangton.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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not too hard to imagine a comprehensively gambling-obsessed political media, maybe soon nymag.com/intelligence...
— John Herrman (@jwherrman.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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I see my timeline is going to be nothing but Nuzzi for the next couple hours so I'll see you all later
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
what the actual fuck
— Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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(Nora Ephron's son)"a tiny house in Malibu" why not a "humble cottage in Beverly Hills," "a simple bungalow in Atherton"
— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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it rocks that yesterday there were a couple NYT contributors or whoever trying to defend that the NYT was actually really good at deciding what made something a story or not
— 우리가이긴다 (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
google will just give you video thumbnails when you search for "images" it doesn't give a fuck
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
May you live long enough to see Apple integrate their own version of your project as an OS-level feature https://t.co/yRvzcnX4Uh https://t.co/eBXjwkJMon
— Star Simpson (@starsandrobots) November 12, 2025
the cool thing about trying to find the storylets i wrote for civ vii after i got laid off is that i have to boot up the game and play to the point where i can fire a specific set of triggers and cross my fingers and hope it'll show up so i can take a screenshot🫠
— Emma Kidwell | Looking for work ✨ (@emmakidwell.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
okay fine i have more credentials: - I asked nicely - I have genuine critique - I will explode if i don't get it out of my system
— Emma Kidwell | Looking for work ✨ (@emmakidwell.bsky.social) November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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I know that metroid fans are having a bad time but you have to understand that adding an annoying sidekick to metroid is really, really, really funny to me
— Kate Barrett (@thewaether.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
ITS REAL
— headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I can accept a Samus that became very good at shooting her way out of problems because she's very bad at not having problems in the first place
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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i wrote an article recently about how powerful silence is in super metroid and i am thinking about it today for i guess no reason www.avclub.com/super-metroi...
— Maddy Myers 🏳️🌈 (@midimyers.com) November 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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(More charming illustrations at the link)So I think a reason why Metroid usually ends up a mess writing-wise is because nobody really knows who Samus IS -- myself included. I recently re-posted and added to an article I wrote for USG. There are many versions of Samus, and this interpretation is my fav. www.patreon.com/posts/135186...
— Nadia Oxford (@nadiaoxford.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies.com) November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM("What to know about Vanessa Trump, Kai's mom who's dating Tiger Woods")
Next AD will have to replace Deion, who is leaving the cupboard bareColorado AD Rick George will step down at the end of the 2025-26 academic year and move into an advisory role.
— Sports Business Journal (@SBJ) November 14, 2025
George oversaw major fundraising milestones, record revenue growth, and CU’s move from the Pac-12 to the Big 12.
Colorado will launch a national search for its next AD… pic.twitter.com/3DzKOGmwQV
Andre Drummond has made more three-pointers this season (6) than Ben Simmons did in his entire NBA career (5).
— Bryan Toporek (@btoporek.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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("West Virginia upsets No. 15 Duke after 6 ejected in first half")wvu was down three to duke when this happened and is now up by ten
— The Smoking Musket (@smokingmusket.bsky.social) November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Don't worry everyone, I found where all those Kith figures went. pic.twitter.com/gtVBcX4Atc
— ToyBro (@toybroreviews) November 14, 2025
Emailled a publishing house to ask about a devotional book out of print and I'm really enjoying this priest's scathing response to me about their ex-printery. "Less than adequate," "largely clueless," "the presses stop because there is no paper." What a beautiful way with words pic.twitter.com/P7TXqsIyPL
— Ante D. Luvian (@uncle_deluge) September 28, 2025
Not fact-checking thisNature is healing
— Cube Enthusiast (@killhamster.bsky.social) September 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Flamingo really wants you to know that this outlet is not a camera. pic.twitter.com/qWZCwQSLv9
— Chris Holmes (@seventensuited) September 28, 2025
This list of variations on cobbler reads like someone was brainstorming the worst insults they could think of for a coworker
— Gailey 🍉 (@sarahgailey.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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@theotherstallonedaily With peace and love this was genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. To be fair to the people on the boat we walked over to where they launched and they are given zero instructions. The guy who sends them off is wearing AirPods lol #newyorkcity #rowboat #centralpark #freethingstodoinnyc ♬ Coconut Mall from Mario Kart Wii - MarioKart Audios
@ssommerlatte Like how do they even make those noises??? And obviously you need to get a schnauzer #schnauzersoftiktok #schnauzer #minischnauzer ♬ original sound - Samantha Sommerlatte
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