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The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

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— Ollie Connolly (@ollieconnolly.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM

Lane Kiffin getting on the plane at the Oxford AirPort. 4 coaches in total. @cadesmith_3 @YancyPorter @MartySmithESPN pic.twitter.com/1uiXx4DWiC

— Les Goh (@GohLes1) November 30, 2025

The middle fingers are multiplying pic.twitter.com/8cgeUMF5OF

— John Talty (@JTalty) November 30, 2025

(Loud booing)

Ole Miss even put Kiffin's clothes in the street pic.twitter.com/VxmW7MTLkJ

— Ben Garrett (@SpiritBen) November 30, 2025

Also a reminder: a number of graduate programs at MSU have suspended intake for the coming fall, including 21 in the College of Arts and Letters.

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— Alan Richardson (@alanrichardson.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM

Gingerbread dumpster (Holiday roundup)

Thinking back to five years ago when I made a gingerbread dumpster fire for Christmas

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— Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 (@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM

i thought this was some non-sequitur, dadaist bit, but no, millions of people in mitteleuropa do this every year https://t.co/e5zxhBTshA

— Wilterson Witzky da Silva 🀄 (@ww_dasilva) November 3, 2025

("In some regions, leftover bones are placed in fruit trees for spring growth and its scales are carried for good luck. Some beliefs link its head to Christ's torture instruments and protection against witches.")

Every year at school my headteacher would do a speech along the lines of “For many Christmas is miserable. Abuse skyrockets and families break apart. Many commit suicide in January. We will see you in three weeks.” https://t.co/xAqEz0UT2F

— alex orlov (@alex_orlov_) August 8, 2025

i call the big one bitey

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— LEE GATLIN (@neilaglet.bsky.social) November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM

@rachelsophia6 🎄 “I don’t know if it’s even worth being here.” #christmastreelighting #thegrove #dasha #loudluxury ♬ original sound - The $$$ Is Coming

@scottishsun A packed Christmas event at The Forge Shopping Centre in Glasgow descended into chaos, leaving children terrified and in tears. The festive event - featuring Santa’s Grotto and a KPop Demon Hunters tribute act - quickly turned sour due to overcrowding. #christmas #kpopdemonhunters #glasgow #scotland ♬ original sound - The Scottish Sun

typing in "hanukkah" at crate & barrel or whatever and getting a bunch of random blue and silver stuff as a search result gotta be a top 10 modern jewish experience. and some cups? idk, you people use cups on your holiday right

— amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM

This is very cool. Often food pantries need to spend their money making sure everyone has the basics to keep them fed and healthy, but not on the spices and flavors that make an enjoyable meal. www.burlapandbarrel.com/products/don...

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— Jaya Saxena (@jayasaxena.com) November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM