Monday, December 1, 2025

Today's news and jokes

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

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— Ollie Connolly (@ollieconnolly.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM


(Loud booing)





Also a reminder: a number of graduate programs at MSU have suspended intake for the coming fall, including 21 in the College of Arts and Letters.

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— Alan Richardson (@alanrichardson.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM






A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...

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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM


Good front-paging.

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— Philip Bump (@pbump.com) November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM








Senator Kelly is correct. Plus a Public Service Announcement: KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1. The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal: "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

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— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM


Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM




Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM








It's pretty funny how the Silicon Valley tech bros have all suddenly decided that the actual Pope is the villain in their little narrative. sfstandard.com/2025/11/10/m...

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
(Related, love the names of these groups: "The Gizmo Cult, the UNIT X guys, The Merge")







(“It will be on the platform – people will be able to see it, touch it, watch it leave. But they won’t be able to get on. The taxpayer will be paying five days a week for empty trains.”)















www.wsj.com/finance/cme-... via @ubiquity75.xyz

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— MÊl Hogan / The Data Fix (@melhogan.bsky.social) November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM








I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

— Marsh Davies (@marshdavies.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM








Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

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— Stephanie 🍉 (@ageofoddish.bsky.social) November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM








incredible quote lol

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— Kieran Hurley (@kieranhurley.bsky.social) November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
















Ok so Collinsworth is pronouncing it like Marcus Mariota did in his intro, Tirico is pronouncing it the way I've most commonly heard it

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM


(I think CC was saying it in a third way)







Absolute genius























so much of the Bible takes place in Egypt and yet there's not a single mummy attack during any of those arcs, in case you were still under the illusion that prophets care about what the fandom wants

— michael lutz (@ztul.bsky.social) October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM








@tabbycatt95 Found a fun geocache while visiting family for a band competition. #geocaching #geocache ♬ Mysterious and fantastic background music.(1283709) - Sauti








@madisondemayo Win for the kids ✅ Win for the cats ✅ #teachersoftiktok #teacher #catsoftiktok #cats #teacherhack ♬ original sound - maddy | orzo & ziti








@walnutthefluffycorgi Nut is perfect the way he is đŸĨš #corgi #fluffycorgi #pembrokewelshcorgi ♬ Teenage Dirtbag - Sped Up (and she doesn't give a damn about me) (Sped Up) - Wheatus & slater




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