me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
— leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 8:18 AM
— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...
— Drew(bacca) (@cybogoblin.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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The funniest part of the big shoe thing is there’s nothing stopping these (very rich) guys from just buying the same cheap shoes in their own size and telling him they’re the ones he bought them.
— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Wondering who may betray him, Trump scans the room for a shoe that fits.
— Felonious Monk (@alexqgb.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
(Mobile Device Management)Reason no. 43379966 why I’ll never install MDM on a personal device.
— Joe Slowik (@pylos.co) March 11, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now https://t.co/0qPZlaAbIO https://t.co/0qPZlaAbIO
— Reuters (@Reuters) March 11, 2026
(A write-up)Two more tankers attacked, one US-owned, the other Greek-owned. https://t.co/gLsFizzvcM
— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) March 12, 2026
Today’s fun fact: the reason shipping lanes in the Baltic are so damn narrow is that there are anywhere from thirty to one hundred THOUSAND unexploded mines in the waterway from the World Wars, and the lanes are where the bottom has been swept
— Giled Pallaeon (@giledpallaeon.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now pic.twitter.com/nzM0nwDNKq
— UcKema - Nixons Strongest Contra Inflation Soilder (@uckema) March 11, 2026
(More: "U.A.E. Drone-Interception Rate Falls Sharply"; "Oman works to contain fire at Salalah port after drones strike"; "Citi evacuates offices in the Middle East"; "Bank Serving Iranian Security Services Targeted in Strike"; "Bahraini authorities are cracking down violently on protesters angry at US role in the state")I think this is interesting but is only part of the analysis:
— Michael A. Horowitz (@michaelh992) March 11, 2026
- Despite the Gulf's effort to avoid the war, the war did break out. In other word, the war shows the limit of Gulf influence over US decision-making. Does that mean the Gulf cuts its loss, or actually doubles down?
-… https://t.co/9fnWsTAxaQ
Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in: 2008: 0.3% 2024: 19% @nytimes.com #GildedAge www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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JUST IN: DC Bar investigators have accused Ed Martin of two ethical violations:
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 10, 2026
1) Threatening to punish Georgetown Law in violation of the 1st/5th amendment
2) Seeking ex parte meetings with the chief judge of the DC Circuit to complain about the probehttps://t.co/ocjQNpaInO
Sean Orr has filed legal action against Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim for saying to media without evidence that Orr was dealing drugs on Christmas Day
— Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 (@jmcelroy.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Yes, when I was in the submarine force on Sundays underway we had surf & turf.
— Tom Shugart (@tshugart3) March 11, 2026
Why was that? Because once a week we got to have a somewhat nicer meal as a reward for SPENDING YEARS OF OUR LIVES UNDERWATER so that people could make stupid points about non-news like this. https://t.co/b4XgypP4A3
I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent. State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes. www.wired.com/story/gramma...
— Julia Angwin (@juliaangwin.com) March 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Oh my godddddd A sloppelganger of bell hooks? However much I cursed Grammarly before, consider it quadrupled
— Mo Ryan (@moryan.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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I am obsessed with the Substack cottage industry of ghostwriting other people’s newsletters @NYMag https://t.co/gNBEgr61Wr pic.twitter.com/M7lSdn9Au8
— EMILY SUNDBERG (@Emily_Sundberg) March 9, 2026
Interesting transposition of Othello that manages to appear genuinely unsettling in its setting in Shanghai. https://t.co/eOrYcyWODv pic.twitter.com/GlxMu3hmvw
— Leah Libresco Sargeant (@LeahLibresco) March 6, 2026
Quinta Brunson accepts the Vanguard Award at the GLAAD Awards and recalls asking Chris Perfetti if he was comfortable playing a gay character on “Abbott Elementary”: “He said, ‘Quinta, I’m gay as hell.’” pic.twitter.com/4EnREhjR3H
— Variety (@Variety) March 6, 2026
They couldn’t be more specific and had to resort to euphemisms and coded language because references to June 4, 1989, the date of the Tiananmen massacre, are heavily censored. She is sometimes called a “second-generation anti-China figure.”https://t.co/ZN7wbw3vgX
— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) March 4, 2026
Bam on A'Ja:
— Naveen Ganglani (@naveenganglani) March 11, 2026
"She's been gone a week. She was complaining I got my 10K point & she wanted me to wait. To have 83 the first game she's here is special. The BTS/workouts/convos, they're very motivating. You see what she does. You get inspired every day by that. Thankful to have… pic.twitter.com/ViDPdfuTEv
"The goal is to have Italian players become really excited to play for Team Italy."
— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) February 13, 2026
General Manager Ned Colletti shares his excitement for the upcoming World Baseball Classic and some of the young talent that will be on display for Team Italy. pic.twitter.com/Fjc8BG57GW
“Non-diverse participants” is the euphemism of the year
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Monti Ossenfort quarterback moves since becoming GM in 2023:
— Johnny Venerable (@JohnnyVenerable) March 9, 2026
Drafting Clayton Tune in the 5th Round
Temporarily committing to Colt McCoy
Trading for Joshua Dobbs
Trading for Desmond Ridder
Signing Jacoby Brissett
Cutting Kyler Murray
Signing Gardner Minshew
Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...
— Joe Veyera (@joeveyera.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Ron Darling is telling a wild story about the time he worked the offseason bar mitzvah circuit. He and Phil Simms worked one in Woodstock featuring exotic animals.
— The Mets Newsletter (@metsnewsletter) March 1, 2026
(At 1:50)Here's the whole segment where Ron Darling talked about working bar mitzvahs and Little League pancake breakfasts during the offseason after his rookie year in the bigs. pic.twitter.com/2Y2swD1aBy
— The Mets Newsletter (@metsnewsletter) March 2, 2026
Joey Chestnut/JFK
— Luke Knox (@lukeknox.me) March 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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@pennandfriends The way he didn’t even look back… #dogtravel #chihuahua #chihuahuastiktok #chihuahuafanclub #chihuahuas ♬ Sogni ancora - Piero Piccioni
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