Saturday, March 7, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Yoshi Dodgers Bobblehead announced - March 31st at Dodger Stadium for first 40,000 fans

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— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM






Ukraine today accused Hungary of detaining seven employees of the state-owned Oschadbank and seizing millions in cash and gold.

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— POLITICO Europe (@politico.eu) March 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM










Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.

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— Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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These freaks with their Michael Jackson noses and their joker smiles.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM


Oh so *now* it's the Defense Department

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— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) March 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM




the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM








A directional miss www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM








what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

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— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) March 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM








I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

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— Nute Year, Nute You (@nutedawn.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM


passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

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— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM








("Space One aimed to become the first private company in Japan to put a satellite into orbit on its own and move the country away from its current reliance on foreign rockets for its satellites")







It seems the thieving grifter pieces of human filth at "superhuman" are using my work without my consent to create AI editors based on me. The world isn't terrible enough, we also have to deal with people just stealing our work to burn resources and enrich themselves in a brand new way? Fuck off

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— Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) March 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM










Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

— Adam Rothman aced his cognitive test (@adamrothman.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM








Kinda wild that ICE chartering flights from the same company the NCAA uses + the partial govt shutdown are contributing factors here www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

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— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
("a company commonly used by colleges and professional sports teams had also operated more than half of ICE deportation flights")















Didn't realize Dodgers strength coach Travis Smith was on Team USA's staff, but still electric.

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— Chad Moriyama (@chadmoriyama.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM


Lucas Ramirez "strikes out" on a time violation.

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— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM


ok that’s pretty funny for a Britain home run

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— NC Padres (@ncpadres.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
















Still traumatized by learning about the existence of Mr Baseball, a giant creature who emerges onto the outfield during the seventh inning stretch at the Diamonbacks’ AAA ballpark in Reno.

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— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies.com) February 27, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Not fact-checking this







@sfgate @gocaltrain ♬ original sound - SFGATE








@milton.the.sausage Milton really likes his treadmill as you can see at the end. This one is too good not to share again. It was Milton’s most loved post from last year ☺️ #dogexercise #dogtraining #treadmill #dachshund #dachshundsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Milton the Sausage




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