Saturday, April 25, 2026

Today's news and jokes















The Access of Evil

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— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) April 24, 2026 at 9:13 AM








She gave him a torch? SHE GAVE HIM ONE OF OUR TORCHES???

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— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinla.bsky.social) April 24, 2026 at 6:35 AM

also, and this is secondary, but did nobody think through this pairing of gifts

— parker higgins (@xor.blue) April 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
(It's a torch) ("President Trump indicated his commitment to working with Los Angeles officials who want to secure federal wildfire recovery funding for victims of the 2025 fires during a private White House meeting with local leaders")







I haven't made up my mind about CA governor hopeful Tom Steyer just yet, but pg&e throwing in against him is a big point in his favor. sfstandard.com/2026/04/23/p...

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— Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) April 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
(Steyer's own commercials are incredibly bad)















































(That song was the best part of The Stand series, too) (Why is this an issue for games, but not movies?)























@katdunn I hope he loves his pic and feels handsome 😭😭 #fei #feiworldcup #equestrian #horse #fortworth ♬ original sound - oatmealcrisp




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