Thursday, April 16, 2026

Today's news and jokes

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

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— Bandrea (@bandedgremlin.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM






Wrote this about something else but also lmao and congrats (?) to everyone who got out of this with more or less free money www.readergrev.com/p/about-the-...

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— Mikhail Klimentov (@leadergrev.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM


My one little personal request for the next real Department of Justice is to take a look at the finances of every American golfer who signed up for the LIV Tour. Ya know, just see what's there. Can't hurt. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

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— Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM






(Anyone who lived through Japan buying up American stuff saw this coming a mile away) (plus gonna have to race to pay for a new military while everyone (but Trumpists) sprint to renewables)



The strait of hormuz is the world’s only source of hormuzium, the element that makes interstellar travel possible

— Alex Blechman (@alexblechman.bsky.social) April 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM








🚨 BREAKING: 2 corporate sponsors of Trump's Freedom 250 have apparently dropped out. Mastercard and Deloitte, previously listed as sponsors of Freedom 250, are no longer on the list of sponsor companies. United Airlines is a notable addition to the sponsor list. Freedom250.org (left) is now 250.gov

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— Nancy Levine Stearns (@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 7:09 AM

Freedom 250 buried the corporate sponsors list on its new site. To see the list, go to 250.gov and scroll to the bottom where it says "Freedom 250 Is Powered By Our Patriotic Partners." Click on "View All" button, and then toggle to "Sponsors" tab on far right

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— Nancy Levine Stearns (@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 7:36 AM
(FWIW, not fact-checking this)

The anti-woke coalition is breaking up www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 8:09 AM








“Ms. Chavez-DeRemer’s husband exchanged text messages with young female staff members, as did her father.” Come on, now. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/u...

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— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM








(A prosecutor is running against him)







Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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— Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@mayor.nyc.gov) April 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM








never forget

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— Molly White (@molly.wiki) April 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM








This pairs well with my "Instagram broke rich men's minds and made them all get body dysmorphia" theory

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— Snowden St. (@snowden.st) April 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM








The reaction to this tweet on UK Twitter has informed me that London foxes are self domesticating.

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— Ryan Moulton (@moultano.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM


















Before phone gambling, the gambling talk was a terrific gimmick for structuring talk about sports, and he and his cohosts regularly joked about their incompetence. Now it's just depressing talk for suckers



























This is just aura farming.

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— Chad Moriyama (@chadmoriyama.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM








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♬ The Olympic Theme - Paul Brooks








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