Sunday, April 19, 2026

Today's news and jokes

(I guess it's my age, but the interactions with the kids are the best moments) (at 45 seconds, you can see one girl in the back got cold feet)



































This is a well-done look at Kansas City's predicament: the police board as a vestige of the Civil War that often drains the city's budget -- and still demands more funding. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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— Peggy Lowe (@peggylowe.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM








Wtf, doesn't he keep saying he's leaving California because the hippie laws make it impossible to run a business or whatever, wasn't he supposed to be gone like 5 years ago www.mercurynews.com/2026/04/17/t...

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) April 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM








("Authorities said the suspects were participating in J-1 visa programs and allegedly received concealed shipments from a China-based researcher who had previously been convicted of similar offenses and removed from the U.S.")







learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

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— Jesse (@requiemarm.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM












































Natalie Portman is pregnant with her third child, her first with partner Tanguy Destable.

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— Pop Crave (@popcrave.com) April 17, 2026 at 11:46 AM










The Padres are in the 28th media market for baseball and Peter Seidler spent way beyond what was necessary to make San Diego a baseball town with some of the biggest attendance in the league. Now his children will benefit to the tune of $3.9 billion dollars.

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies.com) April 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
















Reportedly planning on totally lowballing the next coach too























@brooklyn_magazine A new site is paying people to install IP cameras in their windows to surveil lines and estimate wait times outside of New York businesses. According to the site’s about page, the cameras are operational for “2 hours before a business opens to 1 hour after it closes.” Users can vote on the new additions to the CCTV network. Find more info at our LINK IN BIO. 🔗 #cctv #surveillance #nyclines ♬ Suspense, horror, piano and music box - takaya








@grw..lo11 Your sign to do it 🙌 #travel#flordia#jetblue ♬ Doin What I Want - Natalie Nunn








@cptn_rex I got invited to a Star Wars Nerf birthday party! I’m not going down easy! 😂 #official501st #starwars #501st #rex #clonewars ♬ original sound - Captain Rex








@nothoughtsjustsushi And he’ll scream if you skip it #cattok #fyp ♬ original sound - Bonkers








@laung467 #trending #viral #fyp #douyin ♬ âm thanh gốc - laung




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