Saturday, April 4, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@espnw Someone check on Sarah Graves 😂 #wbb #espnw #marchmadness #handshake ♬ original sound - espnW






BREAKING: Kuwait said an Iranian attack damaged a desalination plant. The attack came after an oil refinery was hit by drones Friday morning. About 90% of drinking water in Kuwait comes from desalination.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) April 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM








Bleakly funny that Saudi Arabia could have funded another East-West pipeline *and* a multi-country one for the amount of money MBS frittered away on The Line and still had around $20bn left over.

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— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 8:11 AM












It’s a real problem that our elite institutions are just much stupider now than they used to be

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— Bill (@bill-of-lefts.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM




Experts in WHAT??!?!

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— Alanna Smith (@alannawrites.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM




World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam

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— The Guardian (@theguardian.com) April 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM


















Told ya... Retired NYPD sergeant arrested in corruption probe linked to city lawmaker and governor’s aide – NBC New York share.google/2hTyUiq1PAxy...

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 12:19 PM








("Police in Nepal have charged 32 individuals with organized crime and fraud charges related to the plot")







guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

— Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM








The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

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— ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
(Geno's way of taking the heat from his players, right?)







(Seems like the problem is mostly that a couple of private and charter schools have an unfair advantage because they can recruit from the entire state and easily dominate, so the pubnlic schools united and refused to play them anymore)















@comicbook Diego Luna telling the story of how Alan Tudyk slapped him in character as K-2SO on the set of Rogue One will never get old #megaconorlando ♬ original sound - ComicBook.com








@callie.wrestles I was gassed in the first 15 seconds.😂All jokes aside he is a great wrestler, I have been watching him all year work his a$$ off and couldn’t let him not have at least some fun. #ref #northernmichigan #wrestling #viral #fypã‚·゚viral ♬ We outside - Sickasxxgeo








@cmcv_97 How do I explain this 😂😭 #relatable #funnyvideo #reaction #dogsofttiktok #funnydog ♬ original sound - Dxcee








@fitzwilliam8 A friendship is starting to emerge 🥹 Also, he STEALS the binky. Not stills 🤦‍♀️ #dogandbaby #havanese ♬ original sound - Fitzwilliam




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