Monday, April 13, 2026

Today's news and jokes

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM


he means the pope is bad at crime

— 🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM


2021 deepfake fear was that eventually anonymous foreign trolls could create clear enough fake videos of the president to fool grandma into losing her social security check, the 2026 reality is that the number one place people see actual AI-generated scam content is from the President's social media

— Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM


'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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The American right including FoxNews and Trump himself has spent years publicly idolizing an almost random post-Soviet kleptocracy with a GDP less than half the size of Minnesota and tomorrow it's likely to go down in flames. Geopolitical equivalent of seeing their NFT apes get stolen.

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— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM


the viability of many right-wing intellectuals and intellectual spaces is enormously dependent on the largesse of reactionary billionaires and foreign governments, who help them circumvent a marketplace of ideas where they would otherwise post extraordinarily poor sales

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— [C][M][F] (@chrispps.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 11:59 AM










(Didn't read the Post articles, just impressed at how much content they're churning out)



















(As I recall, at the debate, Huffington brought up a scene from T3 to argue Arnold didn't respect women)







Interesting post at Prawfs from Gerard Magliocca.

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— Orin Kerr (@orinkerr.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM








("If the city found a new operator, estimated costs would exceed $42 million dollars. Even if the city shut down the zoo, it would take over $45 million to do so") (Article doesn't explain why the zoo is struggling)















(My recollection is that he got fired from the Titans because the (female) owner didn't like his vibes, which at the time was portrayed as him being such a powerful leader it made everyone else uncomfortable. Would like to hear a bit more about that.)







This may be one of worst coin tosses ever.

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— JM =^) (@jm539581.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
























(Haven't noticed, will be fun to see if this is true)(He probably cost them that game with that dumb challenege)







Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

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— pig'slaundry (@pigslaundry.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM

welp this is becoming part of my vocabulary forever

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— the month of April (@hatboxapril.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM








Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) March 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM

And you can tell that money doesn’t matter in the future because he’s playing against a living computer, a psychic, and a guy wearing x-ray glasses. bsky.app/profile/andy...

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— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) March 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM










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— tai. (@theothertaira.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM








@alexarendell if it’s good enough for an LMP2 car it’s good enough for me !!! @Nielsen Racing yall are legends 😇 #ELMS #Motorsport #racing #F1 #sportscars ♬ just a girl - autumnaudios












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