Friday, May 29, 2026

Today's news and jokes

getting closer to a bingo

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— I'm Mr Blightside (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
(McBride dropped out after the graphic was made)



I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

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— Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") (@bobchipman.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM












("On Tuesday NASA announced that it had selected the New Glenn rocket to deliver the first two rovers, built by Lunar Outpost and Astrolab, to the lunar surface in 2028. Blue Origin has developed its own cargo lunar lander, Blue Moon Mark 1, designed to fly on top of New Glenn. It was due to launch this fall to the Moon for the first time")















twitter v Bluesky

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— post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM








this is so fucking absurd lmao www.404media.co/cities-are-c...

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— Sam Cole (@samleecole.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 9:19 AM

The move comes after months of resident outrage, a scandal in which the city was sharing Flock camera data for immigration enforcement apparently on accident, and a $30,000 audit into how the cameras are being used.

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— 404 Media (@404media.co) May 28, 2026 at 9:20 AM








EXCLUSIVE: I just revealed that Rep. @tomsuozzi.bsky.social lives at C Street. That’s the DC townhouse run by The Family, the secretive Christian group that runs the National Prayer Breakfast. Suozzi pays $800/month. He's kept it secret for years. There’s more…

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— Jonathan Larsen (@jonathanlarsen.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
(Long Island. Have no idea if this is news)







instantly iconic

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— Michael Caley (@michaelcaley.bsky.social) May 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Not investigating this







I don’t find The Free Press branching out into “experiences” all that unusual, because that’s long been a profit center for magazines. But I will say — the title on their announcement is a hilarious encapsulation of how their whole brand is selling you the flattering idea you’re a brave iconoclast.

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— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell.bsky.social) May 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM








An East Tennessee school district has reversed its ban on “Roots” by Alex Haley, after weeks of community backlash, board member pressure, and statewide criticism

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 9:06 AM








Some personal news, as they say: I’m so stoked for the rest of the Fired Four getting this deal. Conde is giving them nearly two years of backpay. They offered me 4 months. In the absence of a serious offer, I’m looking forward to my day in court. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

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— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 9:48 AM








("Gordon was moved to wide receiver this offseason after previously competing to be the Bruins’ starting quarterback")























Dad owns the team







Unless I missed it, the article doesn't explain why















Netflix releases 78 shows a week called The Night Accountant

— Ken Lowery (@kenlowery.bsky.social) December 20, 2023 at 2:02 PM








We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM








am i playing monster hunter right

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— 🐢 bob 📼 (@bobvids.com) May 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
















@brokeinchicago_ Welcome home Bubble #toypoodle#dogsoftiktok#funnydog#cutedog ♬ awww so cute - Cherri ⁉️




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