Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Today's news and jokes







There really is a tweet for everything

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— Brittany Page (@brittanyepage.bsky.social) June 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
(The June 2025 article is still up but paywalled.)(Here's their new angle)
@abcnews

Google is requesting federal approval to release 32 million sterile male mosquitoes to help lower the number of illness-spreading bugs in California and Florida.

♬ original sound - ABC News
("the request is part of the tech giant’s Debug program to eliminate disease-carrying mosquitoes") Helicopter was reportedly shot down by a drone A write-up

There’s no conspiracy in California elections. Dem voters are sensible so they use mail-in ballots for convenience, yet despite getting them weeks in advance we wait until the last possible minute to return them because our Dem candidates are so incredibly uninspiring. That’s all it is.

— Christopher Livingston (@chrislivingston.bsky.social) June 9, 2026 at 8:16 AM
(The ballot was actually pretty intimidating, with a lot of choices to make and to make carefully.)

I love widow’s bay, a show about an island where no one has access to botox and fillers

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM



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— Jason K Pargin, author (@jasonkpargin.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM

British Columbia Premier @davidebybc.bsky.social has invited Somali referee Omar Artan to referee in Vancouver, after he was denied entry to the US

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— Thomas Seal (@twseal.bsky.social) June 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Canada has 13 matches
@dailymailsport Safety concerns have been raised near England's World Cup training base 🚨 #worldcupdaily #soccer #england #usa #worldcup #worldcup2026 ♬ original sound - Daily Mail Sport

Jackson was also accused of non-consensually recording a woman during sex this past season

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— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) June 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
(Article mentions that, too.)

A Garden source told me earlier today that the fences would stay up ... "to protect the building."

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) June 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM

dolan should invite benjamin netanyahu to game 4

— ghost of john gode (@ghostofjohngode.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM

Q: "It seems as though you may be New York's newest villain. Is that kinda the ultimate compliment?" Wemby: "I guess... I'm nowhere near Trae Young level, though"

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
@abc7chicago

An baby elephant tried its best to charge at safari visitors to the Sabi Sands Game Reserve in South Africa. Video filmed by Kathryn Griffin shows the tiny elephant surging forward and flapping its ears at a group of tourists and rangers as an adult elephants stood nearby, largely ignoring the humans. The little one’s bravado was short-lived, however, as it was startled and quickly turned away at the sound of the safari vehicle’s engine starting up.

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@novazimm Bro said ‘cardio is cool but where’s MY walk?’ πŸΆπŸ’€ #socute #fyp #belgianmalinois #dogsoftiktok #dog ♬ awww so cute - Cherri ⁉️








@toypoodlenoodle always considerate πŸ₯Ή #noodle #toypoodle #dog #fyp #biker ♬ original sound - kardashianshulu




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