Sunday, August 9, 2026

Today's news and jokes



(The Bsky thread)



spoons bans the pervert glasses! share.google/mZkPIxfAaJ86...

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— Katie Martin (@katie0martin.ft.com) August 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
(‘Meta glasses seem to breach this code, and common sense, by enabling surreptitious surveillance.’)



The ruling in New Mexico v. Meta is a landmark, argues Nathaniel Lubin, an expert witness in the case: for the first time, a social media platform was found to have caused a "public nuisance." The finding, he writes, establishes that platforms may be held responsible for their products' effects.

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— Tech Policy Press (@techpolicypress.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
("The $567 million figure is on top of $375 million in civil penalties from a jury verdict in Phase 1 of the trial, which found Meta committed 75,000 violations of the New Mexico Unfair Practices Act")





Lolol the wapo opinion page now

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— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers.bsky.social) August 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM

“This might sound fine to a taxpayer who doesn’t make a million dollars, but Wisconsin — like every other state — relies on wealthy taxpayers to support state infrastructure, public schools and social programs.” Sure, Jan.

— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers.bsky.social) August 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM








Thread







(Feels like the DNA lineage tests--people like the idea of ancestry, but not actually maintaining ties with those people)







The whole Sex Purge thing got me thinking how people often complain that those who are overthinking and nitpicking a movie's worldbuilding must "hate fun" but what they don't understand is that for certain movies and certain people, overthinking the details IS the fun part. The movie certainly isn't

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) August 8, 2026 at 10:42 AM

Like sure, to the director of the movie and the fans it's a rom com piece of passive entertainment, but to many other people it's a creative prompt and invitation to collaborate with others to build the world's most ridiculous D&D campaign

— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) August 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM


[Emily Wilson, increasingly exasperated] well there’s no sex in THIS one either!

— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) August 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM








("Factor in the heat and Shabbat formal attire, and long walks become a brutal proposition.")







note roblox still has over 100 million users. but because its userbase shrank by 15% and it can't monetize as aggressively as it used to, its stock fell to a *quarter* of what it was last year

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
















Sophie Cunningham's -28 in today's game is the worst single-game +/- in a win in WNBA history. #WNBA

— Richard Cohen (@richardcohen.bsky.social) August 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
























The LEGO® Technic blind-box collectible series 42233 Mighty Machines are super-duper inspiring, lovely little builds that just make me go "wheeeeee"! www.newelementary.com/2026/08/revi...

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— New Elementary (@newelementary.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Amazon has them







Call of Duty is a storefront with a game attached, part XX: You cannot play the game you bought 10 months ago without first confirming you do not want to buy a game coming out in 2 months

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— Morgan Park (@morganpark.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM








My opticians sent me this email and I automatically replied in my head "So that we can learn to peek ourselves up."

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— Samantha Mackenzie Greer (@sammgreer.bsky.social) July 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM








I’m sorry but DC lost the Mandate of Heaven as soon as this stopped being the official origin of Krypto’s name

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— Tom Ewing (@tomewing.bsky.social) July 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM








gets incredible air here

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— Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) August 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM








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