Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Today's news and jokes







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lmao if you drive while wielding a one-handed weapon, Mike holds it in his free hand. If you drive while wielding a two-handed weapon, he drives with his foot. Good stuff, good stuff. This is what immersive sims should be.

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— Javy Gwaltney (@jgwalt.bsky.social) July 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Fallen Aces















WHOA that’s wild. For folks who don’t know, Webster has won 7 national titles in chess and was a perineal contender for the title. THEY WERE CO CHAMPS IN 2025. Looks like the school was spending $1 million a year on the program. Also visa issues. www.ksdk.com/article/news...

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) August 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
("Webster was unable to raise a single dollar in endowments to support the program...also blamed changing immigration policies for contributing to the loss of team members.")















After four days of bruteforcing and spending over $900, the FULL version of FFVII Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode has been preserved by @yuvi.app! The game's SD card data, which it fully relies on, remained encrypted until now. Despite being 9MB, the game contains cutscenes and voice acting.

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— RockmanCosmo (@rockmancosmo.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM

Here is my story of what it took to do this medium.com/@yuviapp/the...

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— Yuvi (@yuvi.app) August 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM








ESPN







(Pierce in Los Angeles. "last season, the team went 0-10, losing its final two games of the season by a combined 121-7 margin")























Gay millennials are moving to Portugal in your area

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— Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) July 18, 2026 at 11:22 AM








Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) July 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
@meaghanmccormick quite literally blinded at tame impala deadbeat tour, crazy show though i loved it @Tame Impala @Djo #tameimpala #deadbeattour #djo #tdgarden ♬ Let It Happen - Tame Impala








@brazelboy Mom said "place." She never said the place couldn't come with me. 😏🐾 Do your dogs find loopholes too? #PuppyLife #SmartDog #DogTraining #FunnyDogs #PooTon ♬ original sound - Brazel 🧸🐾








@nivaninaidu no wombats were harmed 🫶🏽🫶🏽 @dudahortencia0 @Demika Sookanathan @ryan perera #camping #wombat #wilsonsprom #tidalriver #roadtrip ♬ original sound - thejennatuckers




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