Saturday, August 22, 2026

Today's news and jokes

The cover of the new Chaka Khan album is awesome

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— LondonLee (@londonlee.bsky.social) August 21, 2026 at 6:09 AM






If Reuters can tell when insiders are making bets on Polymarket that telegraph US military actions, it seems fair to assume that America's foreign adversaries can too www.reuters.com/business/fin...

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— Will Oremus (@willoremus.com) August 20, 2026 at 8:32 AM
("Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro, ESPN chairman Jimmy Pitaro, and ESPN frontman Pat McAfee sat side-by-side with Trump during the Patriot Games’ grand finale") ("had previously described the paper as 'the culmination of our lab’s vision' and 'a reflection of the research program I have built over 20 years.'...confirmed that he would not be returning the grant money that funded the fraudulent research")

Soon to expire: Gas-station hemp drinks Sure to inspire: Gas-station Zemp drinks

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) August 18, 2026 at 7:51 AM

πŸ“₯ See something the Fingers Fam needs to know about? DM the FingersTip™️ Line. Anonymity guaranteed! www.fingers.email/tip-fingers

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) August 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I think "GLP-1 Metabolic Mood Energy" is the depression weapon used against Shining Knight in Seven Soldiers of Victory

sorry to the workers who are bearing the brunt of some upper management types thinking a fighting game could ever make fortnite money instead of the upper management types getting fired because they clearly did no research about what a fighting game market actually looks like

— boobs are progressive and feminist (@bapaf.bsky.social) August 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
(The timing of the announcement right after Tokon was released doesn't seem to be a coincidence)

I saw this picture and immediately had to show it to some level designers.

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— Kim Acuff Steiner (@emberdione.bsky.social) August 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
















@blacklab_bocephus How do I explain to the dog sitter that the weights weren’t there yesterday, so he’ll need an escort to walk through the space that is now too narrow for him to walk through alone. πŸ˜†πŸ«£ #dogsoftiktok #blacklabrador #scardycat #newfearunlocked #funnypets ♬ It's The Hard Knock Life - Annie Movie








@barstoolsports He just wants to help 🀣 (πŸŽ₯:@j_d_tamo ♬ original sound - Barstool Sports








@lifeoflittlemilo I think he’s seeing ghosts #dogs #dogsoftiktok #puppy #happydog ♬ original sound - Winslow Dachshunds




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