Saturday, September 26, 2026

Today's news and jokes

(The audio is is him trying to take pride in the fact that they thought it worth dedicating the resources to absolutley wrecking him)





MBS then: you can have all the nice things, amusement parks and football and golf and stuff. MBS now: you need to die for me.

— Old Hobbit🐸 (@oldhobbit.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM












Exclusive: Special agents' blood and urine test results stolen in FBI hack. Cyber-criminals who hacked the FBI say they have extremely sensitive medical data for thousands of its special agents. BBC News has seen samples of the stolen "fitness-for-work" medical examinations, which...

— Joe Tidy BBC News (@joetidy.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM








Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

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— Maryn McKenna (@marynmck.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 6:18 AM
("has been operating for four years without proper inspections and permits....described the situation as a simple administrative error")







(Federal district court decision; the state court had denied permission to a proposed Catholic charter school)







Adopting a Texas Dem trying to flip a TX house seat would not be the worst use of your money

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— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 9:11 AM








it’s genuinely fascinating how establishment democratic politics in big cities has become so ossified and incompetent that they’ve created a huge lane for the left to embrace good government reforms and build a broad coalition of socialists and technocrats

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— Sam (@samd.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM












brazilian president passes executive order that bans all bets companies, casino sites and gambling sites

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM








Not fact-checking these







("died at a luxury rehab center in Santa Monica...a $7.7-million, seven-bedroom mansion") (Lots of sad stories about these deluxe places)







("Preliminary information indicates that [he] posted computer-generated images at various city facilities on multiple occasions, according to a statement from the city.")















("Rumble markets itself as being anti-cancel culture")







So the league punished him because people could have mistakenly thought his celebration was alcohol-related, and then turned it into a genuine advertisement for alcohol















(Reds)































Pretty sure I saw Arachnophobia and Robocop 2 there























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