Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Today's news and jokes









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What are the chances that this Hawkeyes vs. Hawks mixup from Eric Schmitt was an AI hallucination resulting from somebody on the committee staff?

— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 9:49 AM


Everyone's said all there is to say about Schmitt's hilarious "Hawks" boner. But the part that I keep coming back to is that Schmitt apparently thought proving Smith was in Atlanta would somehow prove some cross-prosecutorial conspiracy. Then he didn't bother to confirm if Smith ever was in Atlanta.

— Noel Murray (@noelmu.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
























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From what I could tell, this was real, and was being sold as the zara kids halloween groom costume























UPDATE: lol. lmao, even.

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) September 29, 2026 at 1:37 PM
































They're locking in being the brand you can have on in the background while you play with your phone







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Lakers...







It's almost like you have to become a micro-influencer once fame falls upon you































Is the cupboard really so bare that we have to do Batman social policy discourse?

— Tom Ewing (@tomewing.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 8:37 AM


They should make a comic where Batman makes a real difference by posting online

— Ed Jefferson (@edjefferson.com) September 29, 2026 at 8:32 AM
































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