In case you wanted to know how competitive Patrick Mahomes is, he created a competition with his newborn daughter to see who could walk first https://t.co/5v6BOJ8dHg
— Chase Snyder (@ChasingSnyder) September 4, 2026
Andy Reid: Who told you to take that brace off??
— Chase Snyder (@ChasingSnyder) September 4, 2026
Patrick Mahomes: ugh no one
Andy: then go put it on
Patrick: fineee I’m sorry, dad https://t.co/F66DaEFSqX
Another write-up. Apparently vigorously opposed to Haredi men being subject to the draftNEW: Inside Donald Trump's meeting with Hasidic rabbis and Mike Lawler.
— Timmy Facciola (@TimmyFacciola_) September 4, 2026
The President invited two brothers who have been feuding for decades into the same room and told them how much he supported Israel—not seeming to realize that both Satmar rabbis were staunch anti-Zionists. pic.twitter.com/8uKe4WSQg3
The Island Paradise That Is a Secret Hub for Russian Sanctions Evasion
— Aaron Y. Zelin (@azelin) September 2, 2026
The Maldives has become a pipeline for hundreds of millions of dollars in Western goods heading to Moscowhttps://t.co/MxhnvmGNa9
It's a systemic problem in science reporting that these summaries exaggerate the evidence. In the actual candy study, the participants were all students, status was manipulated in the lab by telling some students they were better than others, and "nearly twice" means 1 piece vs 2 pieces.
— Richard McElreath 🐈⬛ (@rmcelreath.bsky.social) September 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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(His "former campaign manager reported the alleged plot to the Joplin Police Department")A Republican legislative candidate in Joplin plotted to plant cocaine and Adderall on his primary opponent in an effort to derail her campaign, federal prosecutors allege. #moleg #mogovhttps://t.co/Jrzsl8Fbld
— Jason Hancock (@J_Hancock) September 3, 2026
("a judge found him in contempt of court for not turning over required financial documents to the court in his divorce and child support case...was reportedly arrested while playing an extra on the set of a Christian film production")The Bourbon County Sheriff’s Office arrested former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin Thursday at a film set in Paris, Kentucky.https://t.co/h4Mm9bMe93
— 89.3 WFPL News (@WFPLNews) September 3, 2026
("Dude Perfect initially planned to build a theme park in Texas, where the company is headquartered. Over the past few years, it shifted its strategy to instead focus on smaller experiential concepts")Dude Perfect CEO out https://t.co/QFaH9InP1q
— Axios (@axios) September 3, 2026
(Didn't look for the articles)These two articles, both published at the same minute by New York Magazine, tell exactly the same story about the neighborhood but with opposite valences pic.twitter.com/RWkyFwNYvD
— Sophie Haigney (@SophieHaigney) August 31, 2026
update: we got educated on alien abductions and how to open your eyes to how they're all around us https://t.co/4nnUeT4ADO pic.twitter.com/i7xrx2km36
— panji🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 (@panjipana) August 27, 2026
“Justice was served like a cold cup of gumbo, and the judge forced them to eat it.” - only in Louisiana pic.twitter.com/ZG7a68SrAP
— Chris Gordy (@ChrisGordy) September 4, 2026
Louisiana attorney Tony Clayton yelling at Greg Sankey’s attorney “Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun!” in open court, with Sankey on the stand, is the stuff legends are made of https://t.co/n8cjGsvPkZ
— Jon Tweets Sports (@jontweetssports) September 3, 2026
College football shenanigans are going to set in motion a convoluted series of lawsuits that finally end with Louisiana’s legal system being forced off of the Napoleonic Code and into British Common Law with the rest of the union https://t.co/KqTEJeh20L
— T.C.P. (@techceopepe) September 3, 2026
NEW: Former NFL players Dae'Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris were not added to LSU's roster ahead of the Clemson game and won't play, @PeteNakos reports.
— On3 (Unofficial) (@on3-mirror.bsky.social) September 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
https://www.on3.com/news/lsu-does-not-roster-zxavian-harris-daequan-wright-ahead-of-clemson-game/
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I am in a college football survivor pool with more than 2000 entries. It’s a $100 buy-in.
— Chase Kiddy (@chaseakiddy) September 4, 2026
Week 1 locked about four hours ago.
More than 50% of the contest played Rutgers.
The ball crew is one of the most coveted jobs in tennis, and it’s just as competitive. This year, 3,500 people applied to be part of the U.S. Open ball crew, but only 130 were selected to work alongside some of the world’s top tennis players. The good news, though, is that anyone… pic.twitter.com/9XxWLyN97X
— TIME (@TIME) September 4, 2026
the laughter in the crowd when they showed the closeup of the bird on the replay 😆pic.twitter.com/TOAcUAznjd
— til polarity's end 🎾⚡Slamdreeva era⚡⚫⚪ (@lildarkcage) September 3, 2026
The numbers behind Pete Crow-Armstrong's mechanical changes are amazing. He was hitting .224 with his hold stance -- and .320 since reworking his setup.
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) September 2, 2026
This great graphic by @brian_mcgill shows it perfectly.https://t.co/zqq00YYzH0 pic.twitter.com/0QIJiLzMDJ
("Marvel Flop ‘Madame Web’ Finds Big Audience As Netflix Top 10 Movie")I can’t stress enough that the only way Madame Web fights anyone in this movie is by trying to hit them with cars.
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 11, 2026
I know none of you guys saw it but I swear to god I’m not making that up. It happens like three times. https://t.co/R8jXJ7w7FD
The manager of a family farm has defended its Titanic-themed children's slide amid criticism online calling it "disrespectful".https://t.co/tIQk5EwqmF
— ITV News Anglia (@itvanglia) August 19, 2026
Good night Bluesky
— Maximum Ross💙💛 (@rphutch1975.bsky.social) August 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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@secwepemcgirl Girls night. Our Rickshaw driver was going hard 😂😂 #rickshaw #kelowna #acrobatics #girlsnight #nightlife ♬ Austin Powers Theme (Soul Bossa Nova) - N.Y. Jazz Orchestra
@tatumstov No he is not willing but yes he is able to move himself for those wondering
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