‘Trinity Rodman’s boyfriend’
— Sebastian Salazar (@SebiSalazarFUT) September 26, 2026
I see you, graphics op. #nwsl #uswnt ๐พ ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/jNrQw4zMQ4
This supports the theory (sorry I forget who I saw posit it first) that the day and time was the issue, not the name: His staff checked NBA and men's basketball and the Hawks game was the only one playing that evening; they didn't think to check women's basketball. https://t.co/o4a5th737I
— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) October 1, 2026
This only confirms my theory that there was no hawks hawkeyes confusion at all — they just saw reference to a basketball game and googled the date https://t.co/jt36hvpCm8
— Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) October 1, 2026
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) September 30, 2026(A common story, I suspect, of a few adults seizing control of the board and gradually hollowing out the little league and replacing it with pay to play they benefit from--because normal people just don't have the time or motivation to oversee the league)
A write-upNEW: Tipster pointed out that Coors Distributing Co. cut the ribbon on a massive new warehouse expansion just weeks before both Constellation Brands (Modelo, etc.) and Mark Anthony Group (White Claw, etc.) announce plans to terminate the wholesaler. A brutal bit of bad timing.
— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) September 30, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters pic.twitter.com/KI1fU1Fr4R
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 30, 2026
— Katie Strang (@KatieJStrang) September 30, 2026
This is happening everywhere. In Bibury, villagers talk about tourists "mistaking them for actors in a living theme park." What to do? Increase the entry fee until the tourists go away? Easier said than done, and even if it worked, many people shy away from the idea that only the rich should visit.
— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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People will say it's easy to stand on business when you've got Wemby money, but Lebron has Lebron money and still did a sports betting deal with Polymarket (as did Eli Manning, Derek Jeter, Sue Bird, etc) https://t.co/eupdQIyXcI
— Michele Steele (@MicheleSteele) October 1, 2026
(I saw a much higher estimate. Are they all antivaxxers?)San Diego State is dealing with a case of the mumps. San Diego County Public Health Series had confirmed 14 cases and that the outbreak remained within a single athletic team at the school. SDSU with a lengthy injury report for game against Texas State. https://t.co/sHXNE6BywB
— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) October 1, 2026
"I'm gonna say this, I probably shouldn't: nine of my players make more than my assistants. And the other three make more than all my staff, and we are not one of the highest payers..."
— Pig Trail Nation (@PigTrailNation) October 1, 2026
John Calipari continuing his support for Protect College Sports Act while dishing out some… pic.twitter.com/pwUJVhAy20
The giants have assembled the funniest QB room of all time pic.twitter.com/PYiZs6cZpR
— unoffical cia operator (@DylanTop5) September 28, 2026
Trickle-down WAGonomics:
— Ellyn Briggs (@EllynBriggs) September 29, 2026
Allison Kaye, the go-to makeup artist for professional athletes’ wives and girlfriends, is heading to campuses to glam college football WAGS this fall
She's been to Ohio State & Penn State so far, and is prioritzing "schools with huge fan bases" as she…
What if Tom Cruise is in some sort of BREWSTER’S MILLIONS type scenario where he has to lose Warner Bros enough money before the end of the week to derail the Paramount merger
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 1, 2026
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— Candice Frederick (@ReelTalker) October 1, 2026
Category fraud. No reason why this couldn't be considered in the drama category. Better yet, create an actual horror category and respect
A "meta-theatrical tragicomedy"he turned it to her so quick his ass was not saying that ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/SpxB6JxeNI
— mads (@lngdonmads) September 30, 2026
Chartreuse Burtons
— General Boles (@generalboles.bsky.social) August 28, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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The pain of the unimportant child reading his father’s Wikipedia page. pic.twitter.com/UytPDBwzgY
— Lucius Winslow (@Lucius_Winslow) August 27, 2026
ๆฉ้ใฎๅใไปใ
— ใใดใใ (@LUPICIAKAPIBARA) August 26, 2026
ๅฏๆ้ใใ♥ pic.twitter.com/28YIxVbLid
River otters with duckweed mustaches. pic.twitter.com/Ro1kKMiovg
— XANDER GEOGRAPHIC ๐️ (@actionxander) August 28, 2026
@pam_tends_to Louie’s ears have fully hatched ๐คช and he’s available to adopt at the Everett Animal Shelter in Everett, WA! ๐ฃ️UPDATE: ADOPTED ๐
♬ original sound - Pam Tends To
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