Hiding a fire extinguisher is a hilariously bad idea. And someone thinking it’s a great design perfectly encapsulates the mindset of most Apple cultists when it comes to anything Apple does
— James Welham (@WelhamOfficial) October 1, 2026
Live your life in a way that doesn't inspire people to rapidly update your wiki like this
— Adam Weinstein (@adamweinstein.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
[image or embed]
Everyone is on Jan Crawford of CBS for her post about Abdul El-Sayed today, but you may have missed her post about Zohran Mamdani ten days ago. This is who she is.
— Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
[image or embed]
On the same day that CBS News senior legal correspondent Jan Crawford sent that Abdul El-Sayed tweet that she just deleted for violating CBS standards, she also tweeted her thanks to Andrew Fox -- who doesn't believe Palestinians exist -- for all of his efforts. https://t.co/uyGUo7wemJ
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) October 18, 2026
Meanwhile, here is who Jan Crawford is applauding in that exchange with Abdul El-Sayed: www.thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-teep...
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 7:49 AM
[image or embed]
Since folks are talking about Tommy Teepell, just gonna note that he and (mainly) his father, GOP strategist Timmy Tepell, were a subject of an investigation I did a couple of years ago. Both have ties to Sean Feucht, who espouses Christian nationalism. https://t.co/zCf0bGAgLA
— Jack Jenkins (@jackmjenkins) October 18, 2026
(When I first saw the post being discussed, and then looked at her account, I naively assumed she must have posted it in a clumsy attempt to be sarcastic since her public tweet so was so absurdly racist and factually wrong. But no, linking him to the MB in the public's mind seems like a major CBS project. It'd also make sense if it had been intended as a congratulatory DM and posted publicly only by accident, but she didn't delete the Mamdani tweet, so that guess seems wrong, too) (Anyway, lots of options in his shop)The timing of this for CBS is challenging considering the comments made by the network’s foreign editor in a staff meeting on Tuesday. But, I’m told by someone who worked with her that Jan Crawford has a very deep SCOTUS rolodox and great access that insulates her position
— Jeremy Barr (@jeremymbarr) October 18, 2026
I do not think it is unreasonable to ask that we skip the step where the audio gets leaked, and just let everyone dial in to tomorrow’s CBS News morning meeting.
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
His shopTonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights. We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field. Join us: https://t.co/d9fPHMjeqP https://t.co/QXu3ys6jYg
— James Talarico (@jamestalarico) October 18, 2026
New with @ceostroff: Nearly all recent trading volume on FIFA’s official prediction market partner has been made by a small network of accounts funded by the same wallet that collects the platform’s trading fees. Similar patterns also accounted for most of the trading during the World Cup. https://t.co/CmxtCsWyun
— Katherine Long (@ByKLong) October 17, 2026
Holmes gets more expressive the closer she gets to incarceration, as the botox wears off—34 days out, eyebrow raises stop 1/4 of the way up her forehead; by Texas, brow can furrow again. touching in a film about being perceived; problematic in a film about appearing authentic
— Mark Asch (@MarkAschParody) October 18, 2026
(Meanwhile, "Of course Holmes should not be in jail")Reminder that an anonymous Theranos employee discussed the whole fraud (without naming the company) on a popular subreddit years before the WSJ broke the story https://t.co/DZtpyCtePG
— Alec Stapp (@AlecStapp) October 18, 2026
("Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle waved away “internet memes and a fair amount of conspiracizing,” as she put it, “about monopolistic egg producers colluding to raid the pockets of hard-working, egg-loving Americans.”")When the cost of eggs spiked in 2022, economists said bird flu alone was to blame. Anyone who suspected corporate price-fixing was dismissed as a crank. Inside the alleged egg cartel the experts said couldn’t exist. https://t.co/F1MVGAIIdY
— POLITICO (@politico) October 18, 2026
The judge, a Trump 1 appointee, allegedly refused to manage her docket, recused from 40+ cases since June 1, made “racial insults to judges and court staff,” and sent “copious and bizarre emails to court staff and judges.” Don’t miss weekend scoop from @jacq_thomsen:
— Suzanne Monyak (@SuzanneMonyak) October 17, 2026
This hobby is getting way too crazy. We now have thieves targeting PSA grading facilities, waiting for trucks to leave to then rob them like a heist movie. I hate it here so much. https://t.co/iEGxD7dMW6
— Pokemon Alerts & News (@PokeTCGAlerts) October 18, 2026
A store in the Philippines made people answer Pokémon trivia in line before they could buy 30th Celebration packs. 5 seconds to answer or no sale. Then staff cut the packs open before you left the store. Scalpers in shambles 😭
— Tokyo (@getm0ney) October 8, 2026
might be the funniest cosplay oat 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/0UweeEKBRU
— matt (@ponmatth) October 9, 2026
Michelob Ultra made bottle openers out of NBA Finals court wood to give to New York City bartenders. As collectibles become hotter and hotter, we at @cllctMedia expect more partners to use relics to activate and draw attention to their relationships. https://t.co/cLDav9a087
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 16, 2026
To the single mother who was behind us on "It's a Small World" at Disneyland yesterday: I am sorry my wife and I probably ruined your video of your toddler with background audio of us arguing over how playable Jarred Vanderbilt is. I didn't realize you were recording your baby's reactions until we were like halfway done.
— Harrison Faigen (@hmfaigen) October 16, 2026
i’m at mcdonalds in italy. do you want me to get you a stick of parmesan as a snack pic.twitter.com/Phk6DnOr5g
— whizwang (@whizwang) September 8, 2026
タクシーやっ…と来たけど、地元までの金額が無理すぎて「⚫︎駅まで折半しませんか！！！！！！」って恥を忍んで後ろの列に叫んだらアベンジャーズみたいに人が進み出てきて焦った
— てぃるぱちょ (@shiromofu) September 8, 2026
@kyosseva #creepy #funny #fyp #horrortok #goodnight ♬ Creepy and simple horror background music(1070744) - howlingindicator
@sir.martimus he has a lot to say lately #doghowling #creatorsearchinsights #worththesearch #westitude #westie ♬ original sound - Marty
*More funny posts.