lmao
— Goose (@phatcussy.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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your email does not find me. the age of the email is over.
— staid (@staidindoors) November 12, 2026
Microsoft Outlook will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) November 13, 2026
It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now. And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it. Let’s circle back then.
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) November 12, 2026
Is anyone else’s Zune not working?
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) November 13, 2026
EMAILS ARE DOWN AND FAST FOOD PRICES ARE UP!! keep ignoring your emails & quote this with #chilis3forme and tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal" and we'll pick 500 people and give them a free 3 For Me on us!!
— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) November 12, 2026
this one might be my favorite though:
"An employee at the restaurant posted the now infamous photo on social media, welcoming everyone to the restaurant to recreate the scene."
english.ftvnews.com.tw/news/2026B10...
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please enjoy this taiwanese local news segment about the restaurant where jensen was photographed dining with affair partner #1
— paris martineau (@paris.nyc) November 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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super hilarious times that really cast alex karp's groveling at the altar of woke 3 in a new light
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Friend: Jensen Huang has 60 direct reports. Wife: That seems insane, like what why would someone do that?
— Guha Krishnamurthi (@ggkrishnamoomoo.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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somebody escaped the permanent underclass by taking pictures of Jensen's affairs lmao https://t.co/AbBqIOy9EN
— Directionally Correct (@directioncorrec) November 11, 2026
Jensen Huang won't see your jokes about his affairs, but on the balance of probabilities, one of his mistresses will.
— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Is it possible that the shortage of NVIDIA graphics cards is due to Jensen Huang handing them out in gift baskets like Jeter used to do?
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Hope this Jensen Huang situation teaches all the fast food managers to not hit on their teenage employees because they might be a spy
— Nickferatu 🔜 PAXU (@nickeldoodle.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Frasier episode where both Niles and Frasier buy leather jackets inspired by Jensen but are too afraid to be seen around each other in them for fear of being seen as insufficiently classy
— Thorne 🌸 needs a job! (@ens0.me) November 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
the fact that historians are not targeted very often for foreign honeypot operations is just another sad reflection of how the humanities have become devalued today
— Alex Wellerstein (@wellerstein.bsky.social) November 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Sad about Jensen. Shakespearean. But as de Gaulle said, “The graveyards are filled with indispensable men.”
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) November 12, 2026