Friday, November 13, 2026

Today's news and jokes











There's limited valuable real estate on the moon, and China might seize it first is pretty strong motivation





























Everything sounds like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

— Relaxin' Jackson (@abearmadeofbees.bsky.social) November 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM








































United Airlines is banning personal AI assistants from booking flights, arguing the bots pose privacy threats and may violate FAA rules. πŸ”— on.wsj.com/4AtOxgU

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— The Wall Street Journal (@wsj.com) November 11, 2026 at 10:08 AM




The Atlantic wrote an article a month ago accusing the winner of the Caine Prize of "seeming" to have used AI, based almost 100% on using pangram and being like "dunno, seems legit!" It was a bad article and the Caine Prize has investigated: www.caineprize.com/press

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— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu.bsky.social) November 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM




New rule: Whenever some yahoo journalist accuses a writer of colour of using AI because Pangram said so, they have to put their own work through Pangram and tell us what it says.

— Mahmud El Sayed (@mahmudelsayed.bsky.social) November 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
























("39-year-old son of [the] former President")











And gear



A write-up





































("After the game, Wagner was asked about the tense exchange, and he seemingly brushed it off, saying that he thinks he and his former coach just miss each other and that it was nothing negative on his side. Wagner went on to emphasize that he has love for Mosley and the rest of the guys he spent time with in Orlando.") (His brother is maybe the Magic's best player)











Chargers in a nutshell: - Center snaps the ball unexpectedly early and so multiple linemen/TE are late out of their stance - Chargers have 6 to block 4 but they have a TE blocking Will Anderson one-on-one - Sack and nobody helps Herbert up - Whole thing took place with an illegal formation

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— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) November 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
















































Hope this kid has their passport ready for the super bowl











They Avengers are all trapped in the sculpture on Al Pacino's wall in Devil's Advocate that was removed for legal reasons.

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— Sam Barlow πŸ”₯ (@mrsambarlow.bsky.social) November 11, 2026 at 11:15 AM
























7yo says she doesn’t like to watch Charlie Brown bc the music makes her feel weird and sad

— LEE GATLIN (@neilaglet.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Wait, are there people who don't find the cartoons crushingly depressing?











@midcoastvets Here’s a handy trick to cutting nails on fluffy feet, like this rabbit #midcoastvets #petnails #vetnurse #vet #vetmedlife ♬ This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan








@notyourpeachess no yeah she’s super low maintenance……#chihuahua #puppydog #petsitter #funny #kibble ♬ original sound - youhadmeatvintage








@annistonmccall At least he’s drinking enough water I guess??? 🐚🐚🐚 #catsoftiktok #catmom ♬ original sound - 🌺🍍




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