Plush Starro blindfold

I might try again later to make one that works as a mask but as a regular old Starro, its great. pic.twitter.com/omI37vqTHg

— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) July 9, 2020

Some more funny posts

Everyone keeps asking if the baby emus will still cuddle/be friendly as adults. Raised this way, yes - all our adults are friendly. Not all of them want to be touched but some of them love hugs and pets and come smoosh against me when I'm outside. pic.twitter.com/yU71a7f3fD

— Foxfeather Zenkova (@foxfeather) April 3, 2020

A small glimmer of positive news amidst the gloom. https://t.co/nHtYIfSIZ7

— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) April 4, 2020

[Text]
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?

ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?

*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 7, 2020

have an old comic pic.twitter.com/ZaSrUsrPad

— tiny tim (@janemai_) April 7, 2020

To whomever is chalking names and descriptions of trees on the pavements across Walthamstow. I love you. This made my heart sing today. pic.twitter.com/6lmauYeQVD

— Elizabeth Archer (@edarcherthinks) April 7, 2020

what
and i mean this sincerely
the fuck pic.twitter.com/5I6RrIqWdA

— Mar Hicks (@histoftech) April 7, 2020

cheeto tiger plush coming soon.. pic.twitter.com/3aHKWeIzC5

— Jennifer Xiao (@jxiaoo) April 7, 2020

well my new license plate came in today... wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN

— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020

The owners of my favorite neighborhood dog made it so that everyone can continue to keep petting her even in these trying times. pic.twitter.com/ZP2NwOqrDI

— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) April 7, 2020

The Prestige (2006) pic.twitter.com/p6E8gA07hg

— Nom Alarkey (@nomchompsky) April 7, 2020

*More funny posts.

Ten funny tweets

I'm sorry but the idea of Star Trek cosplayers walking around a Renaissance Faire like time travelers will always be hilarious and amazing to me. pic.twitter.com/pcNtrJ3QfE

— Hell is Empty (So fill it with Nazis) (@Sleestak) October 11, 2019

Most *metal* name of any synapse! https://t.co/0BWiQt8zgc

— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) October 11, 2019

Ok so they started selling this fat seal plushie at an aquarium in Osaka, and I’m actually crykmg pic.twitter.com/EGWnXTG0q7

— Aphrodite ♡ (@SmolPiglet) October 11, 2019

I absolutely adored #TheTwistedOnes by @UrsulaV because it establishes from page 1 that the dog lives through everything, and all horror should aspire to cover such relevant information so quickly.

— THEM-ILY THE STRANGE (@wellEmber) October 12, 2019

Here we have males in their natural habitat attempting to establish their dominance through the crotch grab pic.twitter.com/9mLb4BZbNX

— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) October 12, 2019

2008 me vs 2019 me. (Jonas Brothers Product Edition) pic.twitter.com/QOIPX57dFs

— Susan (@LifeofJonas) October 11, 2019

seeing women with nice haircuts and being thrown into an apoplectic rage

— mark (@kept_simple) October 12, 2019

Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) October 11, 2019

The Upper West Side is a magical place pic.twitter.com/OaB5yCdFgL

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 12, 2019

'spring forward':
- lose an hour while you sleep
- days get longer and lighter
- everyone cheerful

'fall back':
- gain an extra hour (for witchcraft)
- longer nights
- human beings scuttle around fearfully in the darkness
- barriers fall between the real and the unreal

— world ends October 16th at 8am PST (@direlog) October 12, 2019

this dog just stared through my soul
(Natalie Rivera FB) pic.twitter.com/46KvOf7cGA

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) October 12, 2019

*More funny posts.

Franken-Pokemon

Who's that Pokémon! pic.twitter.com/rFy4SfC6yu

— brandon sheffield (@necrosofty) February 11, 2019

Available here.

Final Fantasy VII Cloud Strife Action Doll

Available for preorder.

"Aldi's Kevin the carrot toy ad causes chaos and queues"

BBC:

Shoppers are scrambling to buy "Kevin the carrot" soft toy featured in Aldi's Christmas advert.

Customers of the discount chain have taken to social media to complain that supplies of Kevin, his wife Katie and three baby carrots have run out.

...

A spokesman for Aldi said: "To avoid any disappointment, this year we increased the range by adding new characters such as Pascal the Parsnip, as well as the amount of soft toys available in each store.

Related, Ikea's plush Big Bad Wolf:

Video game roundup

Meet Taiwan's Pokemon Grandpa who has 15 phones on the go so he can catch 'em allhttps://t.co/jcI9YEYXeg

— Jerome Taylor (@JeromeTaylor) November 21, 2018

Fallout 76's patch has made performance worse on PS4 Pro. I've crashed 3 times and whatever this is: pic.twitter.com/pYxCjEHXIj

— Kyoufu (@Kyoufu2011) November 20, 2018

This new Atari Pong arcade cabinet is incredible!!! It uses magnets to move a physical 'ball' around on the board. SOOOO COOL :D via @arcadeheroes https://t.co/W2knOFiZwv pic.twitter.com/GYURtsxunV

— Kert Gartner (@kertgartner) November 20, 2018

i used to get really emotional about my horses dying but it's happened 3 times, so by now i'm approaching each with the blithe detachment of an Anne Rice vampire choosing a mortal lover

— Holly Green (@winnersusedrugs) November 9, 2018

Hey @EASPORTS, sell this jacket now. pic.twitter.com/kXrcMojPIv

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 18, 2018

Your support hasn’t gone unnoticed, Agents. Enjoy these #Hitman2 phone backgrounds. https://t.co/3uLx8fAKjQ pic.twitter.com/heV3cC9UoB

— HITMAN 2 (@Hitman) November 19, 2018

I regularly used to leave the PS2 clock running onscreen to fall asleep to. I no longer have the PS2 in my bedroom, so bless the person who put this on YouTube. G’nite, lovelies! #bedtime #bliss https://t.co/EwOVd7QlaZ

— Cal Skuthorpe (@buzz_clik) November 19, 2018

Wanted to practice painting more. Mock pulp fiction cover with Kassandra. xD #kassandra #AssassinsCreedOdyssey #art #mockcover #eaglebearer #pinupart pic.twitter.com/hmS3twFUzd

— Kathryn Layno (@denimcatfish) November 20, 2018

Holy shit I didn't realize Pikachu was a psycho ass motherfucker who skins his enemies and wears them as trophies pic.twitter.com/JkjjmoOPbA

— Gigguk (@GiggukAZ) November 21, 2018

It plushies

Lots more newly-revealed Funko toys available for preorder.

Stranger Things plush Dart available for preorder

"The rapidly growing Dart starts as a small 1" pollywog,then a 2" slug, and finally Dart becomes a 9" tall Demodog! Each stage of Dart fits comfortably inside the other."

Plush kaiju corgi

Available at GN.

"This is Fine" Plush Dog Kickstarter

$25.

Plush Threes! mascot available for preorder

Listed for December 31 at Amazon.

Psychonauts Raz Plush

Available for preorder.

Custom plush characters

Handmade Stuffs.

Plush Banana Guard from Adventure Time

On sale at Etsy.

$250 giant plush dinosaur.

Plush Hobbes

Available at Amazon.

Batman and Wonder Woman Uglydolls

Plush version of Chris Sanders' Ogo.

New Uglydolls

New Wonder Woman and Uglyhorse Uglydolls.