There are strong indications that this attack was perpetrated by individuals who’ve traditionally specialized in hijacking social media accounts via “SIM swapping,” an increasingly rampant form of crime that involves bribing, hacking or coercing employees at mobile phone and social media companies into providing access to a target’s account.
People within the SIM swapping community are obsessed with hijacking so-called “OG” social media accounts. Short for “original gangster,” OG accounts typically are those with short account names (such as @B or @joe). Possession of these OG accounts confers a measure of status and perceived influence and wealth in SIM swapping circles
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attackers appear to have focused their attention on hijacking a handful of OG accounts, including “@6.”
That Twitter account was formerly owned by Adrian Lamo — the now-deceased “homeless hacker” perhaps best known for breaking into the New York Times’s network and for reporting Chelsea Manning‘s theft of classified documents. @6 is now controlled by Lamo’s longtime friend, a security researcher and phone phreaker who asked to be identified in this story only by his Twitter nickname, “Lucky225.”
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KrebsOnSecurity heard from a source who works in security at one of the largest U.S.-based mobile carriers, who said the “j0e” and “dead” Instagram accounts are tied to a notorious SIM swapper who goes by the nickname “PlugWalkJoe.”
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This individual, the source said, was a key participant in a group of SIM swappers that adopted the nickname “ChucklingSquad”
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The mobile industry source said PlugWalkJoe was the subject of an investigation in which a female investigator was hired to strike up a conversation with PlugWalkJoe and convince him to agree to a video chat. The source further explained that a video which they recorded of that chat showed a distinctive swimming pool in the background.
According to that same source, the pool pictured on PlugWalkJoe’s Instagram account (instagram.com/j0e) is the same one they saw in their video chat with him.
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Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Thursday, July 16, 2020
"Who’s Behind Wednesday’s Epic Twitter Hack?"
Jokes from the great Twitter outage of July 15, 2020
person who is always on the computer: "this is so epic. twitter just banned the blue checks. let the chaos begin lol"— nick ciarelli (@nickciarelli) July 15, 2020
normal person: "I am saving up money to repave my driveway and latter I am going to watch Designated Survivor."
I'm okay with the hacker as long as they said "I'm in" when they hacked in— BUM CHILLUPS, NPR CLASS PUNDIT (@edsbs) July 15, 2020
this is all very damning for the site i spend every waking moment on— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 15, 2020
It’s funny given the circumstances that this is Jack Dorsey’s actual bio (not hacked) pic.twitter.com/hNPhySEqBm— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) July 15, 2020
In case you’re wondering what people with verified accounts are doing right now, I’m looking at one and he’s just scrolling helplessly— Maia Nolan-Partnow (@myster) July 15, 2020
A man wakes up in a world where blue checks cannot post— temporary michael lutz account (@WarrenIsDead) July 15, 2020
i give it another 3 minutes before unverifieds start offering up their accounts to verifieds to keep tweeting from— patty • BLM (@thepattymatos) July 15, 2020
Blue checks trying to communicate through retweets are so sad bro. Like a genie stuck in a lamp lmao— ヒューゴ (@HugoKitano) July 15, 2020
if you pass along a message from a verified account you’re a scab— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 15, 2020
— Jordan Oloman (@JordanOloman) July 15, 2020
i think twitter should introduce fun new gameplay variants like this every day to keep things interesting— Brian Lee (@BrianLeeWow) July 15, 2020
— Amanda Ach (@amandaach) July 15, 2020
And since I'm on the subject of Twitter:
so what's the follower threshold where you're no longer human and cannot react to abuse and slander and shit, like i just want to know when i need to quit twitter.— yingjue chen (@YingjueChen) July 15, 2020
Monday, July 13, 2020
RPG based on Twitter
i wanted to shitpost about twitter drama but then i got caught up in the mechanics. so to include all possible shitposts i wrote Twitter (The TTRPG). thank you. pic.twitter.com/RvUa6A2gg9— bij (@bijanstephen) July 13, 2020
hm. the images posted out of order. that's fine. that's Twitter (The TTRPG).— bij (@bijanstephen) July 13, 2020
You can download a pdf version.
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Today's funny posts
A couple of the Pekin Bantams had dirty feet (malteser toes!) so they had a bath 🛁— Lewis Dr Chicken (@DrChicken) March 27, 2020
It’s important to check feather-footed birds regularly as they can easily get clogged; if they do, just give them a soak in warm water pic.twitter.com/WOhkHIcBR6
In four months, don't forget to put the tape back over your webcam.— Eliot in excelsior (@eliot) March 27, 2020
Sometimes you see a sign that gives you true hope and lifts your spirits and makes your heart swell. This is community. pic.twitter.com/hnEfl2TAoE— Claire Zulkey (@Zulkey) March 27, 2020
When you are a grumpy, cold hearted assassin and your girlfriend is an innocent princess. pic.twitter.com/Z3G8pc48d8— A happier day (@AHappierDay) March 13, 2020
If you disagree with something I tweet please feel free to venmo me $20 to reply to me. If you venmo me $50 I will read your reply. For $100 I will respond. For $200 I will respond with something that is not "I don't know how to read"— Kendra 🐖 (@kendrawcandraw) March 26, 2020
Baby dino is learning to walk pic.twitter.com/uzemfshP31— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 26, 2020
my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants... "hard pants"— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 26, 2020
Well if this isn’t a real life Timon and Pumbaa! During the @CincinnatiZoo closure their red river hog, Sir Francis Bacon, visited the meerkats. https://t.co/Kd3HD20QDA pic.twitter.com/30StpAFvKV— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 26, 2020
Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it pic.twitter.com/8PZKssZyfq— KΔTY (@Dope_chakra) March 26, 2020
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Wednesday, February 26, 2020
"My 72 Hours in a Viral Tweet Vortex: A Diary"
Alexis Pereira for Vulture:
Last week, I did something a lot of people do every day: I tweeted out a joke. The joke in this case was a photo of a fake college English class essay I typed up about Tom and Jerry, then marked with frustrated red-pen notes and a D grade before tweeting it as though I were the professor at his wit’s end. To be clear, I’m not a college professor — I actually work in IT and am a comedian who performs in New York, presumably for other people who work in IT. But that didn’t stop thousands of people from seeing my tweet and assuming it was real.
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Tuesday, February 11, 10:15 a.m.: My boss is on vacation, and my boss’s boss visits me in my office and asks me if I teach English. I tell him no, and he explains that he had to ask because people are calling him asking him to fire me. I apologize for the disturbance.
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Ten funny tweets
Portuguese President makes sure Trump doesn't try that power handshake bullshit on him.😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/KzPC1QUvTu— Bill Maxwell 🌊 #CountryOverParty (@Bill_Maxwell_) January 18, 2020
That thing where a dog brings you a dead bird it found and proudly drops it at your feet, but it's hundreds of people doing it on here and the gross bird is whatever Hillary Clinton recently said about politics.— David Roth (@david_j_roth) January 21, 2020
This tweet takes quite a turn. https://t.co/yihdkbxJ3O— Tim Steller (@senyorreporter) January 19, 2020
In the Clinton impeachment, every senator took a black and silver souvenir pen after they signed their oath for the Senate trial.— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 16, 2020
The original pens had a typo on them, though, so Gillette created a second batch of souvenir pens for them to keep instead. https://t.co/D4KtoBPoFJ pic.twitter.com/NNxHmy4t00
👀👀 @nick_bayton when were you born, again? pic.twitter.com/f437RASQMi— hatty (@hattsandsocks) January 16, 2020
- Turkey 👍 pic.twitter.com/RK2axIOyLc— Köksal Akın (@newworlddd555) January 16, 2020
He’s in deep shit pic.twitter.com/I9VinQdU8F— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 19, 2020
Also suburban dads are doing their thing on TikTok and I’m loving it pic.twitter.com/ZBYj9xLwwj— Sally Kuchar💅🏼🤷🏻♀️💋📚 (@sallykuchar) January 12, 2020
I'm sorry, Margaret Wise Brown died HOWhttps://t.co/FRygtGsf4p pic.twitter.com/TB7Qwj8W19— Elizabeth Deanna Morris Lakes (@exclamate_) January 15, 2020
in the 1993 speed racer show, racer x works for an organization called "Internet"— D🌑CFUTURE (@topherflorence) January 14, 2020
so everyone constantly saying stuff like "internet's been taken over" "maybe internet can help us" "meet me at internet" "that's the boss of internet" pic.twitter.com/cT4dAQnWcs
Each pig has its merits, but only one can be the chosen pig. pic.twitter.com/gU2FUtjaSo— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 19, 2020
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Sunday, December 29, 2019
Ten funny tweets
The crashing sound is sending me😭 pic.twitter.com/BiF9aemSe0— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) December 25, 2019
The best PHANTOM THREAD story I heard is they knew Daniel Day-Lewis probably wouldn’t pose for the poster, so Paul Thomas Anderson wrote a scene into the movie where Woodcock and Alma get their pictures taken to make sure they’d have enough art for the one-sheet pic.twitter.com/6ZDlumnkDB— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 27, 2019
"I always thought Yogi Berra was a parody of Yogi Bear" - @larsonchristina— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) December 24, 2019
lmfao, look at this fool https://t.co/CWQXUQ6vHI— Cockhaver82 (@cockhaver82) December 22, 2019
Scenes from a Dec. 23 @Macys — a photo essay pic.twitter.com/tjRVOihJ9O— 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛. (@GregBensinger) December 24, 2019
My mom just sent me this 😂😭 There’s no place like Detroit 😩 pic.twitter.com/iCsbzzqlT2— Taylor Jones (@Follow_Taylor_) December 24, 2019
christmas is a portmanteau of "christ" and "live más"— Sam Fishell (@SamFishell) December 24, 2019
we started KNIVES OUT minutes ago and my parents have already gone “ohhh jamie lee curtis” and “mmm. he was married to melanie griffith” https://t.co/3WVQ8UTPPy— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) December 25, 2019
My aunt got me The Sweater for Christmas lollllllllllll pic.twitter.com/z2G8kOb4WC— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) December 25, 2019
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) December 25, 2019
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Friday, November 29, 2019
Ten funny tweets
A very, VERY important meeting took place today: Reveille and Uga. pic.twitter.com/IxbhwhzooU— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) November 23, 2019
So we stayed at very high-end ryokan with in-room onsen, and when we used our tub, we would notice water cascading from an upper floor. I thought it was run-off from another room. When I went upstairs it turned out to be this. pic.twitter.com/C8iYpIi0SU— LadyQbi (@Ninetail_foxQ) November 23, 2019
What a name pic.twitter.com/nRC3pdl9ej— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) November 23, 2019
Friendly reminder that Jason Alexander played a serial killer on Criminal Minds and this is what he looked like pic.twitter.com/uDwBNedZ8V— Jess Goodwin 🧛🏻♀️ (@thejessgoodwin) November 21, 2019
McDonald's drive thru worker asked what I wanted and I forgot I wasn't talking to my friend but a complete stranger and said "yeah can I get a McChicky" and the guy, in the most exasperated voice, softly says "oh my god."— stiff upper dad lip (@Flynxy) November 21, 2019
I’m cracking up at the $40 ad buy in Wyoming https://t.co/WPFETPcoYO— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) November 22, 2019
Morning Twitter is really emotionally harrowing because you get to log into twelve different threads in progress and half of them are about a new political scandal that happened at 7AM, the other half are people recounting their dreams, and I’m WAY too tired to distinguish them— Christine Love (@christinelove) November 22, 2019
"who the HELL is in my Google Doc" I think furiously, before realizing it's me in a different tab— Nick Morrow (@NRMorrow) November 20, 2019
A pitch invading dog looking absolutely delighted after being played with pic.twitter.com/ZmVpGxZjx3— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) November 21, 2019
This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled pic.twitter.com/dRfHhclbZL— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 27, 2019
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Friday, November 8, 2019
Ten funny tweets
Shocking Video: Cop attacked during TV interview. ;) #Meow pic.twitter.com/t3UugRmF2Y— Jessica Ramirez (@DetJessRamirez) November 6, 2019
Now Bledsoe out there flopping pic.twitter.com/EXYq43D37I— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) November 7, 2019
There are people I am polite to in a professional setting solely because I intend to write their obituaries.— Sarah Weinman (@sarahw) November 5, 2019
this photo of boneless donuts has sent me over the edge pic.twitter.com/yWRy7FOmUt— weenie wisdom (@rinkara) November 5, 2019
This is it https://t.co/qED0drkN1K— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) November 7, 2019
It’s A Wonderful Life, except it’s Gritty showing me what my life would be like if i never signed up for twitter— kim thanks 🦃 (@KimmyMonte) November 6, 2019
Hell yes king pic.twitter.com/4re0Fs3Ese— The Ocean State Enjoyer⚓️ (@MattyRenn) November 5, 2019
MY DAUGHTER: OK, GenX.— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) November 5, 2019
[I pull the car over to the curb]
ME: Listen Zoomer, as long as the Millennials and the Boomers are at war, we have a truce. But make no mistake, GenX is nihilistic af and if you step to us we will let you drown in student loan debt.
I’m not sure what’s happening but I love it pic.twitter.com/SAuBG2E2Ph— Ducks (@Duck_page) November 4, 2019
— ねこやん (@tatuya01) November 7, 2019
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Monday, November 4, 2019
Ten funny tweets
Amid all the chaos of this windy day a lone tumbleweed rolled right up to our camera and gave us all a chuckle. 😜#tumbleweed @bumblesnot pic.twitter.com/zFdnirFEYk— John Gregory (@abc7johngregory) October 30, 2019
I gave my boyfriend a card for his birthday that said “I’m glad you’ve aged better than your tweets” and made a collage of all his god awful cringeworthy tweets from like 2009.— Beck Everly (@BeckTheGirl) November 1, 2019
It fucked him up so much he paid a service to delete all his previous tweets up until 2018 lmao
You're telling me there's a series called Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee but no Beloved Actors Getting Arrested With Jane Fonda.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 2, 2019
Just thinking about how one time Foucault got hit by a car and was like this absolutely kicks ass pic.twitter.com/nCcospfcC2— Alison Balsam (@foolinthelotus) November 2, 2019
I saw this ad today and thought it looked like Jack Skellington. pic.twitter.com/t7E2scEtOV— B🎃B JIN☠️ (@bobjinx) November 1, 2019
Sometimes you get what you pay for, and your $5/mo for ESPN+ means that when Dartmouth beats Harvard on a hail mary, it happens offscreen. pic.twitter.com/0Nb3JXS9Ek— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 2, 2019
When I forget the word “adults.” pic.twitter.com/f4iyFxNE3f— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) November 2, 2019
Thomas Edison didn’t invent the lightbulb until he was 87.— dagnabbit brian (@mrbrianfirenzi) October 31, 2019
Einstein didn’t die until he was 6.
Abraham Lincoln is still trying to become president.
I didn’t steal the Time Gem and tear apart the continuum until I was tomorrow centuries old.
It’s always too late.
I hope this guy i met at the Eiffel Tower and asked for a pic of us kissing so i could pretend i had a romantic time in Paris is doing good. pic.twitter.com/KD4mxMI9NX— kristiana (@KristianaKuqi) November 1, 2019
Kitty doesn't approve: my ear is not your costume, Karen pic.twitter.com/8FiNqEErva— Awwwww (@AwwwwCats) November 1, 2019
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Monday, October 28, 2019
Ten funny tweets
my little toad, toadbert, in his wizard halloween costume pic.twitter.com/9CaKd750r6— A happier day (@AHappierDay) October 25, 2019
Twitter is like reading all of the voices Professor X can hear— Demon Chris (@chrislockeworld) October 24, 2019
Kanye is really like other middle/old men who find God later in his life, in that he suddenly develops a preoccupation with premarital sex as a focal point of his faith, while also justifying why he should get to keep private property— huwussein kesvani (@HKesvani) October 26, 2019
So how’s rehab going Bootsy? Great, great. pic.twitter.com/MMNWjLPpPn— jamie (@gnuman1979) October 23, 2019
A update on Cinderblock she finally walking pic.twitter.com/P6VsrKKd4L— Oregon I.T. Not IT⚾ (@OregonProgress) October 26, 2019
Why stop at weighted blankets? Put a boulder on me.— NosferaPru (@prufrockluvsong) May 29, 2019
I can't even tell you how badly I want to see Jane Fonda's text history each week as she invites various leading gentlemen to come get arrested with her— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) October 25, 2019
Greatest achievement in human history? Possibly. pic.twitter.com/G1IFxr212D— Trey Kamberling (@TreyKamberling) October 25, 2019
Me when I see my editor in the google doc pic.twitter.com/2bcW96r2Ld— De Elizabeth (@deelizabeth_) October 25, 2019
She found a leaf and won’t stop showing it to people 🍁 pic.twitter.com/lDsCZkvWcJ— Holly Nielsen (@nielsen_holly) October 25, 2019
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Sunday, October 20, 2019
"This Sure Looks Like Mitt Romney’s Secret Twitter Account"
Ashley Feinberg for Slate:
Earlier today, the Atlantic’s McKay Coppins published a lengthy profile on Mitt Romney, apparently part of Romney’s effort to set himself up as the noble Republican foil to an out-of-control president. These sorts of pieces, which are more about narrative setting than anything else, typically don’t contain a lot of new information, but this had one notable exception. About midway through, the usually guarded senator revealed that, just like fellow lone-voice-of reason-haver James Comey, he was the owner of a secret Twitter account.
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In other words, a wealth of information that would be highly useful to anyone hoping to track down the senator’s supposedly secret Twitter hideout— or more specifically, to me. The chances seemed high that Romney, a known family man, would want to keep close tabs on his offspring. And as luck would have it, Romney has plenty of offspring .
Not all of his five sons have public Twitter accounts, and some of them, like the dreaded Tagg, have too many followers to possibly dig through. Romney’s oldest grandchild, Allie Romney Critchlow, however, has just 481 followers, making digging through them an annoying-but-not-impossible feat. As I scrolled, while focusing on the ones that appeared to make an effort to conceal their real identities, one in particular caught my eye.
Reader, meet Twitter user @qaws9876, otherwise known as PIerre Delecto.
Friday, October 4, 2019
Ten funny tweets
You must PAY THE WATER TAX to the TAX HORSE pic.twitter.com/6lXsRYPisN— Jenny Nicholson @ Halloween (@JennyENicholson) October 2, 2019
Decided I’m a Twitter accelerationist now, I want a barely functioning website that’s impossible to use, let’s make the search box and the compose tweet box the same thing and have Twitter pick which one it does entirely by chance— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 2, 2019
me doing crime reporting https://t.co/WHRveHN9Xb— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) October 2, 2019
Ok, Terrence, don’t be nervous, it’s just a walk by. You’re just an extra. You’ve been walking your whole life. This shouldn’t be hard. Just don’t walk like a complete weirdo, distract them, and ruin the scene. Ok. Here we go pic.twitter.com/EMktaqaWb6— William Mullally 🍯☕️ (@whmullally) October 2, 2019
— Sarrah 🎃 (@sarrahxtrobaugh) September 30, 2019
In an instance of the Bay Area being very Bay Area: today was my first day in SF since moving here, and I ran into someone from my YC batch who told me he was on a “dopamine fast” and thus had to cut our convo short (lest he acquire too much dopamine)— Janey Muñoz (@jnymnz) October 1, 2019
I'm on twitter about 20% as often, thanks to new job, and it turns out to be completely incomprehensible at that level. No idea what people are talking about, every time.— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) October 3, 2019
Update on this: talked with the maintenance supervisor at the theater this morning to get a better idea of what he was looking for us to do.. and his response was (not verbatim but essentially) that we need to “Think like a Joker” lmfao https://t.co/FHerlD6rHy— calm digging (@sacred_trench) October 3, 2019
(I will not actually name him Luigi Chill. Or Balthazar Foil, which was the runner-up.)— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 3, 2019
IN case you're curious, Balthazar Foil is an action movie star in my new book. And his name is so cool that he likely will have a bigger role than planned.— The Mighty God Murloch (@mightymur) October 3, 2019
And on the first day in, you attack the biggest, meanest cat in the yard... pic.twitter.com/z9qFFRDNFa— Klara Sjöberg (@klara_sjo) October 2, 2019
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Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Ten funny tweets
we should probably stop calling the verified checkmark blue. the checkmark is white— Mollkshake Duck (@ilikemints) September 22, 2019
A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave.— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) February 9, 2014
Scenario:— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) September 20, 2019
Tomorrow you're forced to switch your career to writing niche erotica novels for sale on kindle. What niche genre has life prepared you to produce?
"She began to open her blouse, but then doubt set in."— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) September 20, 2019
This is just excellent writing. pic.twitter.com/WEbyoXPsBU— Will Sloan, the 6ix Dad (@WillSloanEsq) September 21, 2019
you either die a hero or live long enough to have your teenage daughter refer to Winona Ryder only as "Will's Mom"— Andrew Otis Weiss (@ThatWeissGuy) September 22, 2019
You know what, I respect someone who sets a small but achievable goal and reaches it pic.twitter.com/m4d07cEJwc— quadrilateral ntm (@qntm) September 22, 2019
An escape room where you pay, and they lead you down a hallway to what appears to be one of a set of rooms, but when you go through the door you're just back on the street. The door locks behind you. You spend the rest of your life wondering if you're still in the escape room— mcc (@mcclure111) September 22, 2019
i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt— m3aruf (@m3aruf) September 20, 2019
Who says sportswriting isn’t dangerous? @ghamp2 fouls 2nd pitch of game into my laptop. The machine got its revenge though, taking a gouge outta the ball. @Rockies @Dodgers pic.twitter.com/lGeTLVTCGg— Beth Harris (@bethharrisap) September 22, 2019
A very fluffy dog eluding defenders and making a threatening run towards into the box pic.twitter.com/WZBzWPsOap— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) August 26, 2019
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Friday, August 16, 2019
Step into liquid (nightmare roundup)
ok but how about this penthouse pool with a glass bottom suspended 40 stories in the air pic.twitter.com/xL8k22ZKsJ— lemonade was a popular drink and it still is (@mattwhitlockPM) August 13, 2019
Can we make this praying mantis mayor? https://t.co/q6r91tKahj— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) August 15, 2019
Truly, only in L.A.: A stampede to buy 30-cent gas as part of Amazon's "Maisel Day" promotion may have caused a pretty nasty traffic jam in Santa Monica. https://t.co/UM5jga2oPv— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) August 15, 2019
WeWork's official name is just "We", a trademark that it licenses from its own founder for $5.9M a year. Yes, the same founder who decided what to name the company charges $6M/year to let them use it. pic.twitter.com/KraKWmU7Mf— Laurie Voss (@seldo) August 15, 2019
"After placing a dozen maggots in a Petri dish, Michael Wise was surprised to see that only two were still there. The rest had made a break for it, and were jumping all over his lab." https://t.co/B51fWmTXOv pic.twitter.com/gsfNHmj4wN— Ed Yong (@edyong209) August 15, 2019
Pardon me but wtf is this grungy sack of orange fluid Gamestop is selling in "pre-owned" condition pic.twitter.com/NoMH6Ciaag— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) August 15, 2019
A very telling thing about American democracy is that the maximum legal campaign donation is indexed to inflation, but the minimum wage is not.— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) May 7, 2019
NEW: GS Nike Air Force 1 VTF ‘Black/Metallic Gold’ dropped via @nikestore https://t.co/nTwDC0imLH#ad pic.twitter.com/1qw9WBkYcC— SNKR_TWITR (@snkr_twitr) August 15, 2019
Remains of a human-sized "monster" penguin have been discovered in New Zealand, scientists announced Wednesday. https://t.co/b7vxamhnwl pic.twitter.com/W2yijiMXlZ— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 14, 2019
This zombie snail. A parasitic worm Leucochloridium has taken over its motor functions and eye stalks, making them into caterpillar mimics so birds will eat them. The worm can then reproduce in the bird's GI tract, eventually transmitting via its faeces 🤯 https://t.co/mP8IrGh21L pic.twitter.com/C2xc83oU54— Mike Inouye (@minouye271) August 12, 2019
1. Twitter lets users follow topics— mcc (@mcclure111) August 14, 2019
2. Every TERF follows "transgender", starts harassing random trans people talking about their lives the algorithm decided was a "topic"
3. All actual trans people start saying "†rans" to prevent the algorithm from knowing what they're saying https://t.co/VUVSQGydNv
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Thursday, August 15, 2019
Ten funny tweets
I admire this logistics company's policy of full disclosure when it comes to doctored quotes pic.twitter.com/7mqg5cYR4O— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) August 13, 2019
lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name— butt sword (@buttsword) December 28, 2016
me: laser guardian
INTERVIEWER: tell me about a memorable success— Mel Kassel (@MelKassel) August 13, 2019
ME: one time a skittish dog jumped up on the couch with me and nestled into the curvature of my body like a soft, blessed puzzle piece
INTERVIEWER: ... and a failure
ME: he um. sorry. *through tears* he got up to eat
Next time you make a mistake in lab, just remember: at least you didn't spill Tardigrades on the moon.— Susanna L Harris (@SusannaLHarris) August 7, 2019
This mom influencer is asking her followers for name suggestions for her baby girl and the suggestions are so 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/uWBRniEkNu— Stephanie McNeal (@stephemcneal) August 13, 2019
The evidence is now impossible to ignore: 9 of the 10 earliest Pumpkin Spice Latte release days have been in the last decade https://t.co/5dDhVRoIuA— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 12, 2019
It's not just that the Pumpkin Spice Latte is arriving earlier each year, it's that its flavors are becoming far more intense and unpredictable— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 12, 2019
HETROSPECT, n. Realizing things you did in your youth were not, in fact, straight. EX: “In hetrospect, her adolescent fascination with Joan Jett was a sign.”— Felicia "Ray" Davin (@FeliciaDavin) August 10, 2019
How much do you want to bet there’s an aspiring influencer out there pretending to be their own twin for some sort of reverse-The-Prestige clout https://t.co/dfyzJDniWI— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) August 12, 2019
when i die shoot my ashes through the fish cannon— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) August 12, 2019
— Ducks (@Duck_page) August 12, 2019
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Ten funny tweets
when yr trash but also the last desperate hope for a better future pic.twitter.com/oldmhOZIOe— potluck miscreant 🍲🍀👺 (@BinAnimals) March 12, 2018
my mum won’t let me wear my camo pants to church. i keep telling her i’m a soldier in the army of the lord but she’s not hearing it kmt— shea butter baby (@thatyohanesgirl) July 28, 2019
I need the untrimmed version of this video more than I need air to breathe pic.twitter.com/uo1WqDtiZF— Clemson Carl (@ClemsonCarl) July 26, 2019
スライムが あらわれた！ pic.twitter.com/F35VTbcwLO— かれっくす@草 (@Carex_minima) July 28, 2019
People need to stop saying “Twitter do your thing” because its thing is willful and utter ruination— blood vessel (@onionheart_) July 28, 2019
my dad built a kayak slide in his backyard pic.twitter.com/dC6UTU0lyf— Ryan (@ryantheleader_) July 28, 2019
Just found out my sister wears goggles in the shower and she doesn’t know why I’m freaking out pic.twitter.com/Kno13Qu16o— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) July 27, 2019
my coworked told me that apparently japanese fans who like american cartoons debate whether subs or dubs is better for king of the hill and this is a real thing and i couldn't believe it— TIRED 🔥💵🦌 (@wwileyy) July 25, 2019
Newsis seems very happy with all these pics of Bolton walking around in scorching hot Seoulhttps://t.co/wtMKxFE5Y5 pic.twitter.com/5PI89JrAA7— Jeongmin Kim (@jeongminnkim) July 24, 2019
Coaches — be specific.💪😏😉 pic.twitter.com/Ig5M2aVMH2— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 29, 2019
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Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Ten funny tweets
I hope there’s a post-credit scene at the end of the Mr. Rogers movie where Bob Ross shows up and teases the PBS Cinematic Universe. pic.twitter.com/p4tJW928ji— Chris Shehan_Art (@ChrisShehanArt) July 25, 2019
MOT...— Flen-Pin Bowling 🎳 (@flendog_) July 25, 2019
MOTTER... pic.twitter.com/vwNC1gfRN0
Come along pic.twitter.com/QySCq04dyK— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) July 28, 2019
— Marcus Moretti (@mwmoretti) July 28, 2019
Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for all Pell Grant recipients who return to their small hometowns 27 years later to fight an ancient evil clown they and their friends thought they'd defeated when they were all 12.— A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) (@JuliusGoat) July 28, 2019
The first time they show Margot Robbie’s feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, a woman in front of me said “there’s the feet!”— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 28, 2019
The perfect Baby Boomer newspaper feature doesn't exis— pic.twitter.com/eZC6US1rnn— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 28, 2019
this website is insane cause a 60 year old local texan woman will tweet something ignorant like, “ladies, your tears are turning your man off” and suddenly the most famous comedians in the world are tweeting her like “LOG THE FUCK OFF PATRICIA”— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2019
Just another day in Russia. pic.twitter.com/fzgZAveZQS— 🇷🇺Only In Russia 🇷🇺 (@CrazyinRussia) July 28, 2019
Heard a sound come from the kitchen and noticed four fresh cookies went missing. pic.twitter.com/uqK8WLvb12— Aaron (@AaronMicron) July 29, 2019
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Monday, July 29, 2019
Ten funny tweets
We are all conscripts in Twitter’s mad war on linear time.— matt blaze (@mattblaze) July 27, 2019
The national emblem protection glass has updated with wipers ！ HK mobs，you suck now😜— 巴丢草 Badiucao (@badiucao) July 28, 2019
网传国徽保护套又升级了雨刮器！#有图为证 pic.twitter.com/ah5SApo5C7
— Spikey McMarbles (@KuribosShoe) July 27, 2019
Bigger than before pic.twitter.com/zAtZ8CnXPz— Natural History Museum (@NHM_London) July 26, 2019
Copper sulfate egg geode pic.twitter.com/yf1rwBflef— Chemical Reactions (@HoIdMyBeaker) December 28, 2018
toddler car seats and gamer chairs... are the same pic.twitter.com/pt1a1cmD9z— jamison ⚓️ (@jhermann) July 26, 2019
My favorite part of The Lion King is @billyeichner and @Sethrogen cropping each other out of their picture with Beyoncé. pic.twitter.com/kqMJoJWRuA— Eva (@EvaEJansen) July 27, 2019
— Equifax Settlement Check Receiver (@RavioliLawyer) July 27, 2019
— dr. stunt (@INT_BAE) July 27, 2019
Pets doing pranks is my new favt thing pic.twitter.com/1a9AZxKy9L— Turgut ⚉ (@ItsSlyGuy) July 20, 2019
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