Today's funny posts

The beautiful game pic.twitter.com/UwdqGBxA6L

— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) July 16, 2020

This really went from bad to worse 😫

(via lfluvao/Instagram) pic.twitter.com/mVo2lfNRXR

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) July 16, 2020

Well this is odd. Came across it on another baseball glove patent search. A 2-handed catchers mitt! A glove on one side and a strap on the other for the throwing hand. I really wonder if any of these were ever produced. Would love to see an actual photo if so.@UniWatch pic.twitter.com/ezjflXqyI8

— Jimmy Lonetti (@DJGloveRepair) July 10, 2020

The preferred nomenclature is “true crime podcast” pic.twitter.com/NZYPeXkYAz

— Jeff Betten (@JeffBetten) July 9, 2020

i hope bill watterson is doing okay and is proud of all the children he radicalized with this stuff pic.twitter.com/l31P58xU0l

— B. Bolander (@BBolander) July 10, 2020

My favorite part of #BatmanForever is when the “unconscious” Alfred stunt man moves the tray because he knows @JimCarrey is about to open the door. pic.twitter.com/9pcILyqYma

— elias toufexis (@EliasToufexis) July 10, 2020

Wow! Love to learn old stuff about Jim Henson! #muppet pic.twitter.com/DCLlFx52ld

— Professor Luke McGarry (@lukeymcgarry) July 9, 2020

the US census is advertising on fortune cookies now 😮 pic.twitter.com/lyH0yOhImG

— yasmeen (@YasmeenRoumie) July 10, 2020

if dungeons have bosses this implies that dungeons also have quarterly performance review cycles

— laura whatevers (@freezydorito) July 10, 2020

CRITTER PICNIC: Groundhog, squirrel and chipmunk spotted sharing a meal together at a tiny picnic table in Rhode Island.

It's an almost-daily ritual for the group, according to the man who shared the video. https://t.co/aoFO49Ucr8 pic.twitter.com/UnbxNp2R7n

— ABC News (@ABC) July 10, 2020

Just turned the TV on to find that Jason Isaacs has won the Zoom background competition - ‘IMPRESSIVE BOOK COLLECTION’, ‘MYSTERIOUS ARTISTIC OBJECTS’ and, for the hattrick, ‘FAMILY PHOTO’. Bravo, Sir 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/QmhRntxpxc

— Dr Suze Kundu (@FunSizeSuze) July 9, 2020

all this time tory lanez has been a real person and i thought it was just a nickanme for taylor lorenz wtf

— tina (@patagucci_girl) July 15, 2020

Hanging at my in-laws we leave the TV on in the afternoon - no Faux news, thank God.

Seems Louisiana has a disproportionate amount of ambulance chaser lawyers - most ads are dry - but I spit out my drink when this came on.

This is a real woman/law firm.https://t.co/VQS3w36X6h

— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) July 16, 2020

whoever wrote the captions for this video deserves an oscar pic.twitter.com/z431sZrsfE

— 𝒶𝒸𝒶𝒷 😘 (@itsa_talia) July 7, 2020

Top exercise excuses:
• ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶t̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ✘
• ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ✘
• My dog won’t let me ✓ pic.twitter.com/uLmZ7W15e4

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) April 8, 2017

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Wargaming miniatures roundup

Inspired by the new 28 mag release I finished off a rogue psyker I’ve been painting alongside a student. #warmongers #chaos #necromunda #warhammer pic.twitter.com/lRwS1h6ES3

— Lil’ Legend Miniature Painting Studio (@lillegendstudio) February 16, 2020

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Dread Maw for my fimir warband. Removed the eyes to make it a bit more evil-looking. Arrows and spears in its carapace to show age. #dreadmaw #monstrousarcanum #grandalliancedestruction #fimir #paintingwarhammer #paintingforgeworld #warhammerfantasy #ageofsigmar #aos

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I like making characters on the Hero Forge site, it's fun as hell. Scratches the creative itch when there's no time to draw for pleasure. pic.twitter.com/xfYUGHBDRl

— Goran 👁️ Gligović (@GoranGligovic) February 11, 2020

New video! I visited a 500 person factory in Shenzhen, China that makes $100,000 architectural models, using 3d printers, laser cutters, cnc mills, and a lot of old school craftsmanship. You're not gonna want to miss this one. Go watch: https://t.co/pOKeZKkOIR pic.twitter.com/YzBv1g5Ic1

— Strange Parts (@strangepartscom) February 15, 2020

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Ten funny tweets

My boy is an incredible hide and seeker. You’ll never spot him pic.twitter.com/gJyF2UbVnr

— Davie Wills (@DavieLegend) January 25, 2019

My roommates give me shit for leaving partially full water glasses around the house but how else are we supposed to know when T-Rexes are approaching

— Michelle Spies (@spies_please) January 25, 2019

NEED THIS. pic.twitter.com/UXras5Eaph

— Cis’Het Ubetcha (@illuminatedMu) January 25, 2019

Exactly 168 years since Leo Tolstoy wrote the greatest diary entry of all time. pic.twitter.com/RqQWOZ2SIU

— Joz Norris (@JozNorris) January 25, 2019

This is the best short story I’ve read this year; twist ending and all https://t.co/27T8WRKUym

— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) January 26, 2019

London, here, reminding me that I can’t even afford to die. pic.twitter.com/UW1clDmEOD

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) July 29, 2018

The effort he puts in after losing his shoe is great. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/PHqDCu9A4x

— House of Highlights (@HoHighlights) January 27, 2019

Help me find whoever is responsible for this and your reward shall be glorious. pic.twitter.com/78K9cZIjs9

— Gowron (@RealGowron) January 25, 2019

Refs eyes literally turned into the 👀 emoji pic.twitter.com/xiRV0yeI2B

— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) January 27, 2019

Omg pic.twitter.com/1wJylQMnvr

— the malEwalent demon (@EwaSR) January 27, 2019

Art roundup

The Goonies Japanese alternate #thegoonies #art #design #film pic.twitter.com/73Y9lVzesc

— Daniel Norris (@DanKNorris) July 1, 2018

Don't ignore me & my red flower. I just want to eat you with love. @seefromthesky

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For Harley Night in Binghamton this Friday we dreamed up this fun New Era Cap of Rowdy on a hog!🤘🏼 pic.twitter.com/k9IAlfLInG

— Brandiose (@Brandiose) July 2, 2018

every dinotopia painting is a gift pic.twitter.com/O1Mmuz1Ky7

— taylor robin (@cornhime) July 1, 2018

Finally cool thanks to @shagthreads

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The Irtysh river in Russia froze over in an interesting pattern : pic.twitter.com/2G93nany5h

— amazing pic world (@zooanimalspics) June 29, 2018

Son of Blackbird

@Boeing’s reusable hypersonic demonstrator concept (and rival to @LockheedMartin SR-72) - an unmanned waverider that would use two turbine-based combined cycle engines to fly from runway to beyond Mach 5 and back #AIAASciTech pic.twitter.com/JuiNJAT1Gq

— Graham Warwick (@TheWoracle) January 10, 2018

@Boeing takes wraps off Mach 5+ hypersonic 'son of Blackbird' contender at #AIAASciTech pic.twitter.com/P9fkfq5Xgx

— Guy Norris (@AvWeekGuy) January 10, 2018

Vs.

New pic from Russian MoD of remains of that insurgent #drone 'swarm' that attacked airbase in Syria. A glimpse of future warfare? https://t.co/pxg5HXXOnX pic.twitter.com/o9UOnXmgZ8

— Tim Robinson (@RAeSTimR) January 10, 2018

Bonus:

YEAH BABy!!!! OH HELL Ya!!!! pic.twitter.com/zaKADYxAfH

— Ed Zitron, CES garbage man (@edzitron) January 10, 2018

...what pic.twitter.com/7OkKmlj80d

— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) January 9, 2018

The writer of Safety Not Guaranteed live-tweeted the movie last night

The questions Darius gets asked in her job interview are the same I got asked at Valencia's Macaroni Grill when I first moved to LA
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

Aubrey made them clean the toilet 10 times before she put her face in there. Spoiled actresses
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

The guy who wrote the original classified ad, John Silveira, is the man with spectacles in the post office
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

The laser warehouse infiltration scene is @colintrevorrow 's first day directing a feature #SafetyNotGuaranteed #JurassicWorld
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

I wrote SNG drinking alone in the room I still shared with my ex-girlfriend who had just dumped me
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

Right now I'm drinking alone in Chuck Norris' old house. I won? @chucknorris
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

I remember the director Colin telling me his vision for Kenneth's wardrobe was "jean jackets and Cosby sweaters." #SafetyNotGuaranteed
— Derek Connolly (@ConnollyDerek) February 14, 2015

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris

By Patrick Mate.

Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris

 In Black Belt Patriotism Norris gives a no-holds-barred assessment of American culture, tackling everything from family values to national security. More than a cultural critique of what's wrong with our nation, Black Belt Patriotism provides real solutions for solving our problems, moving our country forward, and changing our nation's course for the better.

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It seems like wherever you turn these days, the news is bad. Illegal immigrants are swarming over our borders. Our nation and American families are crippled by debt. We remain vulnerable to Islamist terrorist attacks. Judges ignore the Constitution and instead legislate from the bench. Faith and traditional values are under incessant assault from the media, leftist lawyers, and the liberal establishment.