"Showed up at the coin toss without permission and then nearly bungled it" is one of the funniest reasons to get suspended, no question
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) December 27, 2023
Jaire Alexander wasn’t announced by the Packers as a game captain, but he went out for the coin toss anyway. And called it. And won it. And almost messed it up.
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) December 24, 2023
Sounds like he just did it on his own.
“It’s only suiting. I don’t think coach knew I was from Charlotte.” pic.twitter.com/EVahq6QoOJ
"The decision to suspend a player is never easy and not one we take lightly. Unfortunately, Jaire's actions prior to the game in Carolina led us to take this step"Only thing close — not a suspension but Cam Newton being briefly benched in 2016 for not wearing a tie and Derek Anderson throwing a pick on the first play of the game https://t.co/h2UTJt3ShK
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) December 27, 2023
I’m so sad Andre Braugher won’t ever guest star on Abbott Elementary as a retired Shakespearean college professor who thought subbing for 2nd grade would be easy and gets the surprise of his life pic.twitter.com/HSuhJiuPd0
— 📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 (@LibraryLydia) December 13, 2023
Hey @VitalVegas, look what I got this morning. That can’t be good. pic.twitter.com/bmssWqXhZV
— Chris Keeler (@c_keeler) December 26, 2023
(Fun moment when I realized my default business casual outfit was pretty much Starfleet.)Oh my god I had no idea guys also play the "is it fashion or is she just skinny" game https://t.co/q3FTMJkZF5
— Lilly (@lillybilly299) December 26, 2023
How is this not a sign of good luck in a motel parking lot? pic.twitter.com/w5TTddBRIB
— Mike Breeze-uh-key 🆓 (@Mikeropod) December 9, 2023
The whole spicy thingTell me more about the donkey wang, ezekiel
— GERA (@twitgera) December 9, 2023
could you fight a chimp if air traffic control talked you through it
— flglmn (@flglmn) December 9, 2023
The 3 branches of science pic.twitter.com/w0bNEUNC9E
— Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social) (@ParafilmM) November 21, 2023
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