Thursday, July 3, 2025

Today's news and jokes









Alligator Alcatraz: The concentration camp reimagined as a hype house. A place to make content, both real and AI-generated, that glorifies the power of the state. Content that desensitizes you and normalizes state violence and, crucially, turns it into a meme. www.garbageday.email/p/trump-s-bi...

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— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM




so, what do we think nate's lifetime net gambling losses are, approximately?

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— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM








("The spacecraft was designed to pinpoint methane hotspots across the globe — specifically, those created by oil and gas production — and provide freely accessible data analytics about specific emission sources")











("Tensions are rising between Russia and Azerbaijan. Why is this happening now?")















(Here's what the "ship" looks like during the day and at night)















(By the time this posts, maybe there will have been a walkback?)







I know we’re all worn down, but man, just make an Indiana Jones ripoff! It’s cheaper! It might be better! You won’t get yelled at by dorks who will never be happy!

— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM

You reboot Indiana Jones, everyone gets mad that it’s not as good as RAIDERS (because it won’t be). You take the same script but call it BULLWHIP MIKE or whatever, those same people will be delighted and call it a “throwback homage!”

— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
(Didn't Apple just make one with John Krasinski and Natalie Portman? I stopped watching after the first few minutes, so don't know what direction it went.) (Stopped watching Murderbot after the first 10 minutes, too.)







First time I've considered resubscribing to Netflix in ages















@espn Firefighter competitions look intense 😯 (via @CEDDYS) #firefighter #firefighters #competition ♬ PASSO BEM SOLTO - Slowed - ATLXS








@ontariosbest The emancipating of Pork Chop #chihuahua #theemancipationofmimi #trinitybellwoods #dogsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Pork Chop the chihuahua








@riften_the_wild she understood the assignment better than I did 🀦🏽‍♀️🀦🏽‍♀️πŸ˜‚ #australiancattledog #bluey #blueheeler #cattledogsoftiktok #heelersofinstagram #cattledogsofinstagram #heelersofinstagram #doremiacds #riftenthewild #kyliescattledogs #cowdog #skyrim #bluey #dogs ♬ I understood the assignment - nerdork








@nashvillehumane Who let the dogs out? Frannie did! No opposable thumbs? No problem. Frannie’s got skills! Besides being an escape artist (in the most adorable way), she’s a total lovebug. She walks great on the leash, rides like a champ in the car, loves snuggling her humans, and will do just about anything for a pup cup. But first… she’s gotta open the door. Again.πŸ˜† #opttoadopt #adoptabledog #adoptme #nashvillehumane ♬ original sound - Nashville Humane








@henryandpenny The master of distraction ✨ #boom ♬ boom - bbno$




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