absolutely dying at the guys in the back https://t.co/aIhjjmI8rP
— Haley Britzky (@halbritz) July 6, 2022
I wrote about Samuel Alito going on an international comedy tour to joke and gloat about overturning Roe v. Wade, as women are literally bleeding out on hospital tables here because of his decision. https://t.co/gOjwdsSbPN
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) July 28, 2022
Alito mocks BoJo, Macron, Trudeau and Prince Harry for attacking Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe v. Wade. University reveals closely-guarded speech conservative, newly-bearded justice delivered at conference in Rome last week https://t.co/9pNuwl3q96
— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) July 29, 2022
The best threads on Twitter are when a group of professionals have a competition to see who can have the biggest tummyache and then use that as a justification for owning slaves
— Crappo Toiletti (@GarlicCorgi) July 27, 2022
Mohamed bin Salman took a 700-person entourage with him on his trip to Greece, and they requested so many limousines that the Greeks had to import extras from Bulgaria and Germany https://t.co/8WsknazWHN pic.twitter.com/00U0iOCaz2
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 28, 2022
Before vs. after your son-in-law’s investment firm gets $2 billion from the Saudis pic.twitter.com/bPcfPrjrYN
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) July 28, 2022
Oops we did an indentured servitude! https://t.co/ad0H69cQGC
— ✨ (@katharine_ph) July 28, 2022
PUMP YOUR OWN… because of our extreme heat advisory, the Oregon Fire Marshall is allowing you to pump your own gas. This is to help protect station attendants from being in that heat all day. Most stations will have someone to help if needed #LiveOnK2 #heatwave #Portland pic.twitter.com/Om074F6cnr
— Mike Warner (@MikeKATU) July 28, 2022
Statement from the Arizona Cardinals’ on Kyler Murray’s updated contract: pic.twitter.com/LQrzBHzDyc
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 29, 2022
Remember Decoldest Crawford?
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 28, 2022
Well the Nebraska WR just signed an NIL deal with an A/C company 🧊💀
(via @SOSHVACOmaha) pic.twitter.com/pq9f1ebLW8
gave my 102 year old grandmother the pink sauce from TikTok and she reacted like she was injected with Compound V
— It Ain’t Over Till Brexit Sings #BackBoris (@ByYourLogic) July 21, 2022
.@ChrisMurphyCT braces for a collision to tag out @RepKatCammack at home plate during the #CongressionalBaseballGame
— Roll Call Photos (@CapitolLens) July 28, 2022
📷 by @pennstatetom pic.twitter.com/9hk6oaDtdF
Highly underrated ship dynamic. pic.twitter.com/wKdx5NTPlc
— 🌸DreMeMoTo | #ArtFight2022 🍄 (@DreMeMoTo) July 23, 2022
A guy I looked up to since I started, literally. Thanks for being the role model we need and improving the sport we love. Danke Seb pic.twitter.com/1qe3nwiGP1
— Lando Norris (@LandoNorris) July 28, 2022
#hotwheels custom “HOT LOG” that I made based on the classic @DAVID_LYNCH show and film “Twin Peaks.” pic.twitter.com/FgNTE3TTTo
— Steve Casino (@SteveCasino1) July 28, 2022
https://t.co/6R0GZjULnK pic.twitter.com/GQOyrMtztd
— Losing it (@prophethusband) July 20, 2022
i thought it would be fun to wear a shirt dress but my bf says “it’s giving dobby” 😣 pic.twitter.com/JUJVQPtaZ6
— (keith) urban contemporary (@handsomelizzie) July 20, 2022
Me to my cat, as I push her away from my Mountain Dew: "No no Chloe, that's too extreme for you."
— Derek Hennen, Ph.D. (@derekhennen) July 23, 2022
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