moby dick has a reputation for being unrelatable to modern times but the literal first paragraph is "yeah so a few years back i was thinking about going joker mode on a crowd of innocent bystanders, but then i realized i was getting too blackpilled so i decided to get a job."
— 𝐒𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 💞 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@scrd_rv) August 17, 2022
For the unenlightened:
— Arjun Panickssery (@panickssery) August 17, 2022
(Also I highly recommend Moby Dick; the writing is beautiful and Ahab is profoundly moving, possibly the greatest character in American literature) pic.twitter.com/evICrxO1HX
(This guy, I assume.)7. Extra irony points accrue from the fact that many people who now criticize Marin steadfastly defended a conservative member of parliament who just some weeks ago was accused by nine separate individuals to have been grooming underage girls and plying them with alcohol.
— Janne M. Korhonen 🇫🇮🇪🇺🇺🇳🐟🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@jmkorhonen) August 19, 2022
"I've never been to school (robot things) but I know y'all need some cute fits before going back!"... when the 'strong female advocate and inspiration' is literally a digital woman who exists just online for social media engagement.. https://t.co/WACNct6PXq
— nicole ruiz (@nwilliams030) August 16, 2022
Actually lazy underachieving people exist. Our culture is not your costume.
— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) August 21, 2022
Problems that can be solved with a mace that are high up or sort of inconvenient by foot
— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) August 15, 2022
Mindfulness. At the souvenir shop at Guantánamo Bay. pic.twitter.com/rd2EXw7pg1
— Carol Rosenberg (@carolrosenberg) August 14, 2022
atomic test 34
— Ryan Simpson (@rtsimp) August 4, 2022
prints available on my site pic.twitter.com/RTih1qd3dh
this license plate is insane 😭 pic.twitter.com/mn7M36OyiT
— malik🏃🏾♂️💨 🤰🏼 (@itsMalikEl) August 10, 2022
Watch Live Pig On The Loose https://t.co/GgStbiKq31
— PupScanLA (@PupscanLA) August 20, 2022
hoping to encourage tourism, Scotland placed a couple of Shetland ponies in sweaters and it might be the best promotional campaign ever pic.twitter.com/1qbHESXXQ4
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 18, 2022
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